Anti-jokes

aww lol

 

lol

 

thats the best joke i have ever heard.

 

umm lame? ... really, to write something like that takes no time and no effort at all.

 

Sorry, Gonna have to agree with ^^

 

yea, that is pretty lame.

 

There's tons of jokes like that, use to tell them as a wee lad...

"One day Mary was sitting on the porch with her grandpa. 'Grampa, grampa' she said, 'there's a quarter in the street!' So Mary's grandpa walked out into the street and then promptly splattered by a semi truck. Mary just laaaaaughed. She knew it was only a nickel"

 

Better still...

A hooker and a john are just finishing up in a motel room and the john chucks the used condom out the window...

He then wishes to go for another spin but realizes he's outta rubbers so he rushes outside to grab the used one

He comes to find a boy holding the used condom an askes for it back. The kid refuses to give it to him so he offers 'em 5 bucks...

Kid goes home happy as hell busts in his house an tells his dad he got the best fuckin' luck

He goes on to tell 'em how he found an uneaten twinkie on the sidewalk an sold it to some strange man. But he sure got one over on that guy....he sold him a twinkie without filling...

I'll skip the actual punchline..but needless to say someone swallows..hahahah

 

Wow i havn't seen a juggalo on here for a while, nice.

I liked the joke about the quarter.

 

LMAO! Dude... That's so sick - it's hilarious!