Anti-Jokes

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Pack, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. Has anybody every heard of the website Anti-joke.com? Some of these jokes are funnier than shit, while others are just plain rero mode.

    Anti Jokes are a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

    Here's a couple of examples:
    "Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

    "An Irish man walks out of a bar."

    "Knock Knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Dave."
    "Dave who?"
    "Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers have progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

    :bongin: :hippie:
     
  2. so random
     
  3. I know. Sorry.
     
  4. Why did Sally drop her soda? she had no arms.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Not Sally
     

  5. That's funny. Sounds like something you'd find on that website.
     
  6. What's the saddest part about three black men dying after riding a Cadillac off a cliff?
    -They were my friends.

    What's big and yellow and lives in the ocean?
    -A bulldozer.

    What is big and white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
    -A fridge.

    I don't know.
     
  7. Why didn't Natalie wood just take a shower?

    -She wanted to wash up on shore.
     
  8. :eek:.....:D:smoking:
    I laughed, am I going to hell?
     
  9. What's worst than the holicaust?

    6,000,000 million Jews
     
  10. Whats green and has wheels?


    Grass, I lied about teh wheels

    ERMAHGERD ROFL
     
  11. Knock, knock?
    Who's there?
    A ***** with a motherfucking gun, that's who.

    - Snoop Dogg.
     
  12. Haha. I love anti jokes.


    One of my favorite!

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    -The Holocaust.
     
  13. Whats the difference between Will Ferrells newest movie and the holocaust?

    Theres nothing funny about Will Ferells film
     
  14. Where did Sally go when the bomb dropped?

    Everywhere.
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    Whats red and hurts your teeth?

    A brick
     
  15. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxiuHfoIo]Chip ruins the mood - YouTube[/ame]
     

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