Another "Ladies Night Out"

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, May 26, 2002.

  1. Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
    As they came back, right before dawn, both of them
    drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
    only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk,
    they stopped and decided to go there anyway.

    The first one did not have anything to clean herself
    with, so she took off her panties and used them to
    clean herself and discarded them.

    The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm
    not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the
    ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.

    The morning after, the two husbands were talking to
    each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
    " We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these
    two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
    without her panties...".

    The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home
    with a card stuck to her ass that read, "We will never
    forget you".

    :D :D :smoking:

  3. I like that one :)


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