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Another bad OFFF joke

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by Big Poppa Puff, Jun 26, 2002.

  1. One day a OFFF (who's name is being withheld) walked into a bar an ordered a triple scotch on the rocks. The bartender asked him if he was having any problems.

    "Yeah, I caught my wife in bed with my best friend today!" the OFFFer replied.

    "Damn I'm sorry buddy" said the bartender. "What did you do?"

    "I looked in her the eyes and called her every name in the book. And then I told that bitch I was going to get a drink and when I come back to be packed up and out of the house and never come back!" answered the OFFFer.

    "What did you say to your best friens?"

    The OFFFer took a drink, sighed, and replied "I told him 'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!' "
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  2. ha that was funny

  3. Lmao..

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  4. LOL that was a cute one BPP, and yes, watch out, full moon, BPP's thinking again! :)
  5. Damnit BPP will you quit telling on me!!!!!!!!!!LMAO
  6. whats OFFF stand for...?
  7. Thanks for the laugh!!!! :D :hello:

  8. Old Fried Females and Fellas!
  9. just curious
  10. Partly cloudy skies and a full moon that shines in the bedroom at about 3:30 am.

  11. HIGH All, *LOL* oh how true critters
  12. still funny :smoking:
  13. That joke tickled my fancy.
  14. LMFAO! I remember this shit :D
  15. too funny

    even funnier because i had a korean 8mm w/a dog nailing a chick. that was the 1st thing popped into my mind,

    yes, it was a big ass german sheaprd fucking a woman.

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