Anybody have that one roomate that just doesnt shut the fuck up. I just moved back to dc and im staying with my sister until i get a place but omfg her roomate is so fucking annoying. He repeats the same stories everyday complaining about how he will never have a night like that again with his girlfriend doing whatever and he says this every day. He doesnt have a girlfriend according to my sister she just bosses him around and fucks other guys right in his face, but he doesnt care cuz he knows he cant get any girls(dude is ugly not to be mean). The funny part is he tried to lie and say he was not seeing her but my sister made him confess lol. This dude will wake you up to tell u hes about to go take a shower lmao idk hes really weird. Anybody else have a annoying roomate???? share stories
My roomy is always bringing over her slutty friends, they are nudist so I have to look at bush and tits while they play twister, wrestle on the floor. Then they have these circle meeting where they try to contact the dead, it gets really wierd when they start cutting each other and sipping on blood. One time they be headed a lizard and all had a piece
One of my roommates is gay and his "friend" who is way too flambouyant is here 24/7. The friend adopted a chihwawah(however you spell it) and since he lives in a dorm the dog lives here, barks at everything, pisses on carpets, and its like 8 years old. so annoying, they both are such diva's I can't stand it. I have no problem with homosexuality but fucking act a little bit like a man geez. I just don't like how his friend showers here, lives here etc, and doesn't offer to pay rent or help utilities. I'm about to explode on them one day soon i'm sure. /rant
Freshman year of college stayed in the dorms. My roommate was a fucking nark. Can you believe that shit? He narked on me three times the first semester. Once for dropping a baggy of weed out of my coat on accident IN MY FUCKING ROOM. Second for coming back piss drunk with a chick from a party and he got pissed I was making too much noise (mind you we weren't living in the same room, two seperate rooms connected together, well there was three connected and a shared bathroom). Third time he actually had the balls to bring the cops to my dorm room, not just the RA. I got off clean but anybody wanna guess how the rest of his semester went?
One of my roommates jerked off onto my pillow for like half a year. I used to wake up with my pillow rock hard and usually stuck to my face which I thought was because of drool, but it was actually my roommates semen. Onetime him and his friends tied me to the living room table, stripped me naked and took turns hitting me with socks full of bar soap. Omega369
Man long story short, my old roommate cock blocked me so hard AND pissed off my GF so bad that it caused my GF to stop coming over, start cheating on me, eventually shit got awkward between us and things ended badly. I reversed the cockblockal by one day packing all my shit while he was at work, and skipping town w/o first paying the rent, he didn't have enough to pay it all, and ended up having to sell his really nice car (which he only had for a week or two and could probably pick up some sexy ass ladies) to pay it off. I actually think it was a 90's model Ford Thunderbird.
[quote name='"Omega369"']One of my roommates jerked off onto my pillow for like half a year. I used to wake up with my pillow rock hard and usually stuck to my face which I thought was because of drool, but it was actually my roommates semen. Onetime him and his friends tied me to the living room table, stripped me naked and took turns hitting me with socks full of bar soap. Omega369 [/quote] Is this true?
I always wonder if your stories you post about are true on GC, and if they are, I would like to smoke with you before I die so I can hear some truly insane shit. smoke on brother