hahaha i have 2 dogs and a cat.... i smoke pretty much anywhere in my house, mostly in my room, on my bed, and the dogs + cat love to chill with me where ever i go... well more then often i'll be chillin on the bed high as fuck with a fresh pack on the side next to me.... and then the dogs/cat runs in and jumps on the bed, knocking all my shit over. this has happened twice in the past day, my black lab knocking over a pack literally as soon as i did it, and then just now my cat jumps on the bed and literally whacks my bowl off, also freshly packed
Like 90% of the time when I'm trying to load a bowl on the coffee table, my cat comes up and starts rubbing his face on my knees and shit flicking his tail right across my hands/wrists making loading it almost impossible. I usually have to pause several times during the loading process to throw him on the bed or contain him on my lap with the tail away from my business lol. Damn animals. ...but I love my Shadow Kitty!
yeah they're worth it but fuck they're clumsy at the worst times. my cat almost never knocks shit over unless there's weed around coincidence?
Have you ever considered pavlov conditioning? Everytime you smoke a bong, throw something at the cats and dogs. As soon as your finished pat the cat and dog. I think it only takes a few days to condtion them to fear the bong. I'm not actually a psychiatrist , nor do i actually understand the phenomenon, so the cats and dog may break the bongs when your not home, or attack you in your sleep. I offer no guarantees to the effectivness
HAHAHAHA dude thats hilarious, but that could backfire in so many ways!! plus if that did work, i dont want them to not wanna be around me after i smoked and shit, i love playing with the pups when i'm high hahaha
Honestly man, my dog never knocks over my shit, shes anxious as hell shell run under me tho while I am lighting up a bowl and make me trip-drop / break my bowl and go like FUUUUU ] than my dog gives me that fucking innocent look
my puppy yellow lab/shepherd mix (6 months) is a douche.... i got a black lab (1 1/2 years old) and he always fucks with him, and then when my black lab has finally had enough of the bulshit and starts fighting back he runs into my room jumping all over me and my shit regardless of what it is and i'm like FUCKKK and he just looks at me like aw dood come on
My kitten is CONSTANTLY crawling all over the fucking keyboard when I'm trying to post or reading stories, fucking up my text or changing the page, and sometimes stepping on the F# keys too long and distorting my browser settings. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YwfnSSjyJs]YouTube - no kitty this is my pot pie[/ame]