Okay, well, my friend and I are talking over the phone, so long story short, we got into a dispute of whether there are turtle animal crackers. ...Is there?
You should just mention that animal crackers kick a lot of ass, and hope he forgets what the original argument was, after he concurs.
Yeah there are no turtles in the classic animal crackers but I am pretty sure that some of the knock off store brand kinds of animal crackers do indeed have turtles in them.