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Discussion in 'Cannabis Humor & Funny Stories' started by critter 11, May 21, 2003.

  1. #1 critter 11, May 21, 2003
    Australian SAS
    A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.

    "One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban".

    The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred Taliban".

    Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand Taliban".

    The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ...there's actually two of them."
     
  2. #2 Bud Head, May 21, 2003
    Two of them!!!!!!!LOL
     
  3. #3 critter, Mar 9, 2004
    still like this one :D
     
  4. #4 Mutant Monkey, Mar 9, 2004
    Ah for the good old days in Australia.There was a time when there was no violence,no street gangs,no muggings,no graffiti,no vandals and no burglaries.




    Then along came Captain Cook.
     

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