anal masturbation

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Maitereya, Oct 22, 2007.

  1. you need to have knowledge of the prostate gland for it to work. which i do not have and do not plan on ever having however i do plan one day on going to amsterdam, rolling my balls off, smoking mad blunts, and having some hot redlight district bitch do it for me. i heard its the shit but my ass is a no fly zone as of now. plus its so hairy i wouldnt even want to stick my fingers up there even if i knew what i was doin
     
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  2. Hahaha, this made it already worth being dug up.
     
  3. I've done it a few times. Best time was when I used on of my drumsticks from my rock band 2 drum set. Stimulating dick with one hand and prostate with the other, powerful orgasm.
     
  4. sweet man next time im in jax to visit my fam lets play rock band 2 im on the drums:eek::rolleyes:

    seriously dude do you let your friends use that thing????? if someone told me i was playing with somehting that had been used to tickle their prostate gland that would be it
     
  5. Dude I have been laughing for a minute now lmao!
    It had shit on it.....but I washed it of and sanitized it with iso. Nobody likes the drums anyway. My stupid 360 is giving me the red ring of death and won't work after the towel trick.
     
  6. i love the box, in all it's glory

    and yes, i've tried it...
    most euphoria i've ever experienced, came like girl many times

    but its a bit too much work for me to do anymore, back when i was young teen discovering my sexuality it was a blast, now i just drop a load on my gf's tits and get on with my day
     

  7. AHAHAHA plus rep
     
  8. sooo anyone else have any input on this topic?
     
  9. I think the stimulation of prostate one of the BEST feelings ever :smoke:
    i am a gay man though so go figure.
    i have been trying to get my boyfriend who is a little shy to experiment with me.
    hopefully i'll get lucky soon ;)





    and btw all you ewww! butt people out there
    just clean your body everyonce in a while and it wont stink :p
    if you're really dirty you might do an enema to clean out your rectum
    its actually really refreshing and healthy for you. not good to have stuff just sitting in there lol. wow, i just rolled nuts last night and just realized how blunt im being.




    hope this helps you shy ones!
    <3 you all
     
  10. what the fuck
     
  11. this thread is bananas. really.

    but with that said ill let a girl put her tongue in my ass any day and if youve never had a girl lick ya ass you aint got the right bitch
     
  12. #113 Deleted member 118531, Jul 5, 2009
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  13. #114 Moon Walker, Jul 6, 2009
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    not cool
     


  14. its actually not as healthy as you think, have you ever seen a pornstar have a prolapse? yea its when their asshole completely falls out, google it if you want, the inner part of ones annus turns INSIDE OUT......... I think most would prefer death than to endure a prolapse

    I dont have a problem with gays but dont come in her acting like that shit is all sweet, the rectum was made to release....not input object:rolleyes:
     
  15. :wave:

    i didnt know if this was for guys only
    but i dont care.
     
  16. Sometimes after I take a shit I feel its necessary to poke my Butthole with my finger while its wraped in toilet paper to get that fucker extra clean. However, this feels god awful and I in no way get off to it. You people make me sick. Hilariously sick.:smoking:
     

  17. I believe the phrase is "pink socking."
     
  18. i heard a funny story one time about how some dude was doing chin ups and his buddy put a broom stick end up under neath him, and yes, the broom handle went up the poor man's ass. I guess someone could substitute a toilet plunger for a broom and do some chin ups :laughing: id never do that tho, its just wierd
     
  19. im in college, but im pretty sure my mom would be upset that i just read this entire thread. rimjobs are nice but i dont want any penetration. well id have to be really drunk, like dangerously drunk, thats just my stance.
     

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