Okay, thats a bit misleading. I run a painting company have have to do estimates on homes that are interested in painting. I write up the proposal on a carbon copy (something like 4 sheets), pretty standard shit. So I was doing an estimate for a pretty old guy... maybe early nineties, late eighties. Still had his senses and what not, but hard of hearing. And he drooled. I was showing him the estimate and a huge string of spit dripped onto the sheet. Apparently he's hard of seeing too, and didn't notice. Thank God, that would have been so embarrassing. Anyway, just thought I would share the pleasant little snippet of fun. (but don't pass him the J)