Dear poor indigenous people of Guatemala, We, the Great Nation of America, are sorry that we thought you were chattel for the experiments of our mad scientists and used as guinea pigs for extended germ warfare campaigns, disguised as 'research'. If it makes you feel any better, we treat the poor and indigenous citizens of our own nation the same way, and we always have. Sometimes, when busted by the press, we even admit it. Apology accepted?? Yours Truly, Uncle Sham. (P.S. I hope this admission will not affect our relationship, we love you.) U.S. apologizes for STD experiments in Guatemala - Health - Sexual health - msnbc.com In fact, America has a really long legacy of covert infection and conquest by genocide. Anything else you can think of America should apologize for?