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Am I trippin?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by bl2k, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. Heres the deal, I have no scheduled drug test or interview but it's possible I could be getting an interview within the week

    Two Fridays ago-two hits
    last night- two hits

    Prior to those two times the last time I smoked was in Nov.

    I would like to blow a little bit tonight but say I had to have a possible drug test this week or maybe early next. Would I pass? I feel like I'm being extremely paranoid and I would think this shits gonna be out of my system in about three to four days but you never know.
     
  2. Don't smoke anymore and you will pass no problem.
    Smoking two more hits wont really hurt as long as you are not tested the next day.
     
  3. No, its going to take like three weeks.
     

  4. When I was being DTed weekly, I got away with smoking a few hits every now and then. I never smoked the day of or day before though. You need a score of 30 ug/ml(not sure if proper units) to fail the ones I took.
     

  5. three weeks for six hits in a two week period? that seems like a long ass time
     

  6. If you smoke daily then it takes three weeks - a month but if you smoke only occasionally it takes like 2 days.
     
  7. oh, nice! but If your in doubt, heres something i heard someone did and got away with it.get like one of those sample shampoo bottles youd see in a hotel room and fill it with someone elses clean piss. Keep it in a hand warmer the day of the test and when your on the way, stuff it in your underwear, between your balls and leg. Yes its weird, but itll keep it warm and hidden. Be sure to wear boxer briefs to hold it tight.
     
  8. just drink at least a gallon of water a day untill the day before the test then eat asparagus and golden puffs, and you will pass (the eating of those foods makes your pee yellow so you cant get a diluted failing.)
     
  9. I think I'm gonna take a few more hits, I feel like I should be clean by mon or tues. Drug test in the worst scenario would be thurs/fri
     
  10. Or how about don't smoke until you get a job and then smoke all you want? It's what I am doing at the moment. Seems pretty logical.
     
  11. get your shit together man if your possibly getting a job interview why the fuck would you smoke? sorry to be a dick but cant you just wait?...:mad:
     
  12. Why in the fuck are you smoking if you have a job interview possibly coming up soon. In this economy you have to jump on that shit and get you life together.

    Im lucky growing marijuana doesn't require drug tests :D.
     
  13. Drink lots of water and dont smoke till after your drug test, jobs more important.
     

  14. i am envious of you, i have two more years to go before i get into your business.:smoke:
     
  15. The amount of time it takes for your body to flush itself of the THC metabolites out of your system varies for each individual with many factors to consider.

    -Body Fat content: The most fat you have the longer it takes at the thc metabolites are stored in fat cells
    -Metabolic rate: If your metabolism is fast it'll take less time to clear out than if you have a slow metabolism.
    -Exercise regime: If you exercise a lot it'll reduce the time
    -Fluid intake: Self explanitory

    However, I know you're looking for a hard number so I'll just say that the "average Joe" from what I've gathered is about 3 weeks to a month under a cleansing regime (drinking more water than usual along with more exercise).
     
  16. Update- Got a call today, interview is on Thursday, I know for a fact they don't test at the place since I've worked there before. So my guess would be a DT early next week. Im confident that before those two days in a row I was clean. Should I just use my own piss or use someone elses?
     

  17. wait it must be that i'm high but i must clarify this, you said that you worked there before and that they don't drug test. but your guessing that they are going to drug test you next week? which one is it? can you clarify this bitte?

    /stoned :smoke:
     
  18. they don't test at the job on the spot, after you get the job they have you schedule an appt to go get tested. That's what I meant by at the place.
     
  19. #20 bl2k, Feb 11, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 11, 2011
    [​IMG]Feb 2 took home test, very faint line as shown above technically negative
    took real test today at quest diagnostics. Hopefully I'm good, I didn't do anything different, I didn't want to have anything come back funny as far as dilution goes.
     

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