Am i the only one with this fear?

Discussion in 'General' started by SublimeSativa, May 16, 2011.

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  1. #1 SublimeSativa, May 16, 2011
    I'm always so paranoid when i go to take a shit that a snake will come up my the toilet and bite my nuts, or a poisonous spider like a black widow will be under the rim and see my dick as a monster and attack it. I always flush before i shit because of this fear lol
     
  2. #2 coolrunningsdro, May 16, 2011
    hahaha , i wonder whatr caused this fear....
     
  3. #3 SublimeSativa, May 16, 2011
    Not sure lol had it since i was a kid, i fuckin hate it. One time i was high and didn't flush before sitting and i got up and screamed and flushed that motherfucker 10+ times yelling "No demons shall assault my genitals tonight" lol
     
  4. #4 haschish, May 16, 2011
    no disrespect but haha that is to funny i thought that way when i was maybe 3 or 4 but it passed i am so glad it did cause that would just suck
     
  5. #5 stevooo123, May 16, 2011
    i have a fear of being sucked in to the toilet, so i hover when i take shits
     
  6. #6 VapeMasterFlex, May 16, 2011
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  7. #7 SublimeSativa, May 16, 2011
    I know im weak lol but i just can't get over it:p
     
  8. #8 X Man, May 16, 2011
    i only have a fear of having splashback when i drop my big shits and the piss mixed with shit water splashes on my asshole.

    edit specially if i have diarreah
     
  9. #9 averagetoker, May 16, 2011
    no dude i've heard of that kind of thing happening. i've heard anacondas and tarantulas have just appeared out of nowhere and ripped off ballsacks before. you have been warned.
     
  10. #10 coehsp, May 16, 2011
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    Gtfo.
     
  11. #11 SublimeSativa, May 16, 2011
    :eek: For real? I'm never shitting in a toilet again, writing down paper bags on my shopiing list as i type.
     
  12. #12 B.A.R, May 16, 2011
    haha iv had the same fear since middle school, and theres no snakes where i live.
     
  13. #13 averagetoker, May 16, 2011

    no, totally just kidding.
     
  14. #14 coehsp, May 16, 2011
    I doubt it would go straight for your cock and balls...
     
  15. #15 Philosiraptor, May 16, 2011
    You're not alone:wave:
     
  16. #16 jimboob, May 16, 2011
    This, but i'd of said it less graphicly hahaha

    one time though I saw a nasty ass cockroach crawling around my toilet, and I held off shittin cause i couldnt find the fucker and i didn't want it getting all personal with me.
     
  17. #17 SublimeSativa, May 16, 2011
    Oh thank god, i was seriously scared lol
     
  18. #18 GoldN, May 16, 2011
    without splashback shitting has no risk :devious:

    you should be concerned about things in the toilet. ever see the hills have eyes?
     
  19. #19 X Man, May 16, 2011
    lmfao this is exactly what happend to me when i used to live in the hood:D

    yes i have lol good point
     
  20. #20 X Man, May 16, 2011
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    maybe his cock is so small hes afraid of them getting it confused for a caterpillar and 2 pupas lol:laughing: jk no offense ment
     
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