A priest was giving an alterboy his cue to light the candles during the sermon,now when I say; And an Angel lit the candles,you light them. The sermon began, the Priest said; and an Angel lit the candles, but nothing happened! He repeated himself, and an Angel lit the candles! still no response, so very loudly he said, AND AN ANGEL LIT THE CANDLES!!!! Then the alterboy yelled, AND THE CAT PEED ON THE MATCHES!!!!