Alone on the road

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Mar 27, 2001.

  1. A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"
    The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
    The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick

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