Almost shit my pants

Discussion in 'General' started by The Rolling Stoned, Mar 6, 2013.

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  1. #1 The Rolling Stoned, Mar 6, 2013
    I stepped out of the shower, red eyes, weed breath, and theirs my mom. so i just spin around, acting like im looking for something and then she comes up to me so im just avoiding eye contact. Then she just left, I was just about to shit my pants
     
  2. #2 Longdraw Magoo, Mar 6, 2013
    Boners will do that to women.
     
  3. #3 goldenstatety, Mar 6, 2013
    How old are you?
     
  4. #4 Atlblazer, Mar 6, 2013
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  5. #5 A AnoesisOrange, Mar 6, 2013
    Good thread. Please don't ever leave this place.
     
  6. #6 goober0331, Mar 6, 2013

    Old enough to know that he/her wont say their under 18;)
     
  7. #7 beelz, Mar 6, 2013
    Why the fuck was your mom in there when you were bathing?????
     
  8. #8 gotexans, Mar 6, 2013
    and how did u almost shit ur pants when u got out of the shower? u weat pants when u shower?
     
  9. #9 MrGers, Mar 6, 2013
    do you shower with your pants on? do you not have a toilet in the same room as your shower? when you spun around did you smack your mom with ur dick?
     
  10. #10 BigBlazer, Mar 6, 2013
    One day I'll shower with pants on apparently gives me a great to time to release my bowels great tip! :D
     
  11. #11 StalinApproves, Mar 6, 2013
    Showering with pants on is a boner kill.
     
  12. #12 Suzy Chapstick, Mar 6, 2013
    That is exactly what I was thinking. Pretty creepy
     
  13. #13 StalinApproves, Mar 6, 2013
    You folks don't have an ODDP?
     
  14. #14 Roachmaster, Mar 6, 2013
    This sounds naughty. Go on...
     
  15. #15 Tammm, Mar 6, 2013
    Just tell her you get high.
     
  16. #16 psychoperson25, Mar 6, 2013
    Sick him GC!
     
  17. #17 thunderfunk, Mar 6, 2013
    Pics of mom or it didn't happen
     
  18. #18 seaf0ur, Mar 12, 2013
    Did spaghetti fall out of your pockets?
     
  19. #19 *ColtClassic*, Mar 12, 2013
    Op showers with his pants on while his mom is in the room....... :hide:



    I guess it's actually smart he has his pants on? :confused:
     
  20. #20 seaf0ur, Mar 12, 2013
    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti
    There's vomit on spaghetti already
    Moms spaghetti
    He's nervous, but on the surface he seems calm spaghetti
    To drop bombs, but he keeps on spaghetti
    What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
    He opens his mouth, but the words wont spaghetti
    He's choking now, everybody's spaghetti now
    The clock runs out, times up, spaghetti, BLAOH!
     
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