Almost had a heart attack lol

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Joerusalem, Nov 17, 2011.

  1. So I wait for my mom to go grocery shopping and pack a bowl on my screened back porch. I hear footsteps in my back yard and I see a guy in blue talking into a walkie talkie coming around the corner of my house. My heart drops but then I see it's just a county worker or some shit surveying. I thought about running inside and grabbing my gun to scare them off so I could smoke in peace but said fuck it and now I'm tapping the bowl anyways :D
  2. you shoulda shot him with your gun
  3. Lol I didn't have any bullets just intended to scare him. It's because at first my adrenaline was pumping so hard it pissed me off someones just trotting around right in my back yard. Then I realized I was too stoned and he was just doing his job lol.

    Then I packed another bowl.....

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