almost got merked by my friend.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by michael68, Oct 5, 2010.

  1. #1 michael68, Oct 5, 2010
    he wasnt actually gonna knife me but im home now, this was a half hour ago or so. we smoked 1 fat blunt, i was lifted and still am. feeling just amazing and hazy and real good you know. anyway my friend pulls out a pencil and goes "PHONE CHECK, GET MERKED SON." and i laughed but i was scared cause i didnt know if i was gonna get stabbed or not.

    :confused:
     
  2. #2 Sour Kush, Oct 5, 2010
    That was an awesome story, bro.
     
  3. #3 BakeandSnake, Oct 5, 2010
    I'm sorry, but I don't understand your story at all
     
  4. #4 Trefoil, Oct 5, 2010

    hmmm. yes.
     
  5. #5 xCelticWolfx, Oct 5, 2010
    loln00b.
     
  6. #6 hiimhi, Oct 5, 2010
    I lol'd
     
  7. #7 livelaughlearn, Oct 5, 2010
    next time you're with him and smokin a B, whip out a kitchen knife with bloodstains on it and yell 'GET MERKED SON'
     
  8. #8 BreezyB, Oct 5, 2010
    [​IMG]
     
  9. #9 iSmokeLI, Oct 5, 2010
    lol^

    great story.
     
  10. #10 Led Zepp, Oct 5, 2010
    Next time you're with him and smokin a B, whip out a giant perch, and yell "GET PERCHED SON" !

    Procede with the fish slapping.
     
  11. #11 Mischief631, Oct 5, 2010

    Thank you for making me laugh. Hard.
     
  12. #12 thedon420, Oct 5, 2010

    sig worthy
     
  13. #13 Sunny Jim, Oct 5, 2010
    you should have disarmed him, snapped his elbow and smashed his head into the fridge.
     
  14. #14 BaconFries, Oct 5, 2010

    Who do you think he is? Steven Seagal?
     
  15. #15 StimulateMyMind, Oct 5, 2010
    Only Nancy Grace could properly decipher this cool story, bro.
     
  16. #16 PeaceMan, Oct 5, 2010

    [​IMG]
     
  17. #17 Dropcidnotbombz, Oct 6, 2010
    Ey dog, u gotta get sharp, fire on any fool who tries to phone check you.

    word life.
     
  18. #18 Anthony514, Oct 6, 2010
    ^ Lol, i had to use urban dictionary for "phone check".. pretty interesting. Anyways cool story brah.
     
  19. #19 Demented, Oct 6, 2010
    Broseph Story is cool.
     

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