Shit, so i was over at my folks house for the night (family get together) and i decide to take off my jacket, which incidentally has my pipe in it. So i hang it up, forgetting i have the pipe in it. Its a new hoodie, so my mom wants to check it out, i see her dicking with it, and im like fuck my pipe! So i rush over and try to act calm and take the hoodie just as she's reaching inside the pocket that held the pipe. SHE ACTUALLY FELT THE FUCKING PIPE!!! but luckily thought it was my cell phone. It had a full bowl in it, i would have been busted for sure. In front of my WHOLE FAMILY!!!!! Cousins and Aunts and Uncles and Grandparents! It hit me later how close i came to being caught. Now i dont live at home, my mom has no direct authority over me, but the crap i would have had to take from my family would have been hard, ya know? Freakin me out as i type this, i'ma smoke a bowl out of that very pipe and calm down.