Almost busted by cop - Funny read!

So, me and my friend decide we want to go smoke. There is a very cool mountain right by my house where I usually go to smoke at in this little trench. So we get down to go to the trench, unfortunatly, I realize I parked right in front of the fire hydrant. That's a big no no, and even though I suspect no cops will show up, I decide to go back to my truck and move it. Put the keys in the ignition and turn...Nothing. Try it again...Nothing. I think oh great, its dark as hell outside and my car's not working. So we just assume its the battery and decide to call my friends step dad to come over and give us a jump. He gets there about 10 minutes later and says "Where's the jumper cables?" "UHH we thought YOU had them??" LOL! So now both of us are there with no cables and don't know what to do. We walk for about 15 minutes over to my neighbor who I know has jumper cables. We get it from him, but its one of those self generated machines and we had NO idea how to use it. We sat there for 20 minutes trying to get that shit working and nothing. All of a sudden, a cop pulls up behind us and gets out of his car. We think OH SHIT we are BUSTED!! I had about a half ounce in my right pocket and my pipe in the left. The cop approaches us and said whats the problem? I just stated, "oh my truck just needs a jump, you happen to have jumper cables? Luckily he did. So he pulls them out and we hook them up to my truck. We wait a few minutes and try to start. Nothing. We try again. Wait and few minutes and then give it a start. Nothing. Then, THIS is when I start to freak the fuck out. The cop OPENS my door without my permission and gets into the passenger seat with me sitting in the driver seat trying to start the car. Again my pipe and half O was right there in my pockets. It would have taken nothing for him to smell it. Then, the funniest fucken shit happened to me in the whole world. He says, "You realize the car is still in drive right?" LMFAO!!! The car wasn't starting because I forgot to put it in Park when I shut off the car. OMG I felt so fuckin stupid and that cop must have thought I was on drugs, LOL! I simply said thank you, handed him his jumper cables, and we drove off.

Damn, what a night. I was scared shitless. This is not to mention that by friends step dad had an open 40 of beer in his backseat that he was trying to hide in case the cop shined his flashlight through his window. We both potentially could have been majorly fucked that night. Damn...close call...

 

I was a little baked from when we smoked earlier. We didn't plan on smoking later but then decided we wanted to and that when that shit happened. Good times...