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All You Need To Know About Drug Test (Myths, Facts, Tricks, Everything)

Discussion in 'General' started by Dark_Angers, Jan 1, 2007.

  1. #1 Dark_Angers, Jan 1, 2007
    THE GUIDE TO PASSING A DRUG TEST YOURSELF IN 30 DAYS
    DETECTION TIMES
    1.1 Halflife of TetraHydroCannabinol
    1.2 Detection times of several drugs
    1.3 Positive (definition)
    1.3.1 Second hand smoke and positives
    1.4 Decreasing detection times
    DRUG TEST METHODS
    2.1 Substances that are detectable
    2.2 DrugAlert
    2.3 Gas Chromatography
    2.4 Gas Chromatography / Mass Spectrometry
    2.5 Hair testing
    2.6 High Performance Liquid Chromatography
    2.7 Immunoassay
    2.7.1 Radio ImmunoAssay (aka Abuscreen)
    2.7.2 Enzyme Multiplied Immunoassay Technique
    2.7.3 Fluorescence Polarization ImmunoAssay
    2.8 PharmChek
    2.9 TestCup
    2.10 Thin Layer Chromatography
    DRUG TEST STANDARDS AND ACCURACY
    3.1 Procedures used
    3.2 False positives
    3.2.1 Ibuprofen
    3.2.2 Cold remedies, pain relievers, hay fever remedies, & diet pills
    3.2.3 Antibiotics
    3.2.4 Melanin (black skin)
    3.2.5 DHEA
    3.2.6 Dental treatment
    3.3 True positives (legitimate)
    3.3.1 Poppy seeds
    3.3.2 Testosterone supplements
    THINGS TESTED TO DETECT COUNTER MEASURES
    5.1 Color
    5.2 Temperature
    5.3 Creatinine
    5.4 pH
    5.5 Specific gravity
    5.6 Age
    5.7 Gender
    DRUG SCREENS
    7.1 Drug screens that work
    7.1.1 Aspirin
    7.2 Drug screens that do not work
    7.2.1 Goldenseal
    7.2.2 Niacin
    7.2.3 Zinc sulfate
    7.3 Untested drug screens
    7.3.1 Puri-Blend ©
    7.3.2 The Stuff ©
    SUBSTITUTION
    9.1 Substitution methods
    9.1.1 Concealed container
    9.1.2 Injection
    9.1.3 Catheterization
    9.2 Where to get clean urine
    9.2.1 Urine from a donor
    9.2.2 Powdered urine
    9.2.2.1 Making your own powdered urine
    9.2.3 Dog urine

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    Found this and thought I would share this. It literally explains everything about drug testing.

    Original source: http://www.neonjoint.com/passing_a_drug_test/index.html
     
  2. #2 Ktwizzy, Jan 1, 2007
    Nice find mane
     
  3. #3 negligent, Jan 1, 2007
    if u cant pass a drug test in 30 days.... you must just be one fat lazy motherfucker that does nothin but smokes mad weed all day n sits on ur ass

    i think i've read through that before, i just spend 30 dollars 2 or 3 days ahead of time though if i wanna pass a drug test, cuz 30 days is a hella long time, alot longer than u'd have from the time someone tells u ur gettin tested til the time u get tested
     
  4. #4 Dark_Angers, Jan 1, 2007

    If you read about half lives then you would know THC can leave your body in as little as 2 days. 30 days is a extreme if a person does nothing to help if out of their system.
     
  5. #5 10yearnewb, Jan 5, 2007
    30 days is if you have no urge to live the day with Marijuana and you resort to the "sleep it out of your system" method; also called a "coma"
     
  6. #6 bukshot, Jan 5, 2007
    Say if I've been smoking daily for like 7 or 8 months but I go to the gym 4 times a week and run 20 miles a week will it still stay in my system for like 30+ days? I'm going to be joining the military and am just curious.
     
  7. #7 hootskers420, Jan 5, 2007
    "There is a common and strange phenomena that occurs with chronic users. You would expect a chronic user to have the longest detection time and the smallest chance of passing. This is not always the case. A chronic user with a high tolerance will eliminate drugs quicker than an occasional user. Chronic users have tested negative after a week long binge."

    I always knew this was true, everyone said I was wrong though.

    No it wont, if you work out that much Ill assume that youre a pretty thin dude so I doubt itll stay in your system for more than a week...two at the most.
     
  8. #8 bukshot, Jan 5, 2007
    Well thats good news, my recruiter will test me before hand anyway so I can make sure I'm clean.
     
  9. #9 thrashersfan420, Jan 14, 2007
    i stoped smoking in mid feburary 2006 after only smoking a handful of times before in my life, i smoked like 2 times in october 2006, and smoked on janurary 1st 2007 and janurary 10th, i have a drug test on the 30th, and want to smoke on martin luther king jr day...... do u think ill pass if i smoke on martin luther king day? im 135 lbs and 5'5

    its also a court test.
     

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