So... I live in this small place called Nowhereville. Small town, moved back and forth a couple times and I really don't know many people, nor do I trust a lot of random heads. I met this dude through playing football and ironically he lives across the street in another development...well he became my go to guy - for lack of better options . Nice guy, but dude is NOT dependable! I hit him at like 4pm for some greenery, "give me a minute he says." Okay, no prob... So then he calls around 515 and says he needs a couple minutes but he'd walk over...I insisted that I'd come get it, but he said he'd deliver. That was cool with me because I'm in the Mid-Atlantic region and we just got hit with a fucking shitton of snow and I didn't think my car would get out. So he calls back and says him and his bro were gonna come through, chill, hit an L - whatever...cool. 4 hours pass... I get a text that says "I'm ready." I then call and say well hold up let me see if the car will get out, I'll come get it. Then he text me a second later asking me to go get him some blunts, which was cool cuz the store is just around the corner. I go, get the blunts, hop in the whip and head for the hills... well my fucking car gets stuck half way out of the gas station. SHIT!!!! So I'm tryin and tryin to get it out and I finally saw some younger guys walkin up the street. I got them to help, nice. 20 minutes later, we got the car out, I throw them a 10 spot and I bounced. Well, cutting through the neighborhood over to dude's...guess what? I slid into a pile of snow and got stuck... RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SISTER'S HOUSE, who's boyfriend has a 4 wheel drive with a winch... SHE DOESN'T ANSWER! SHIT!! Luckily this dude in a Bronco came through and got me unstuck. Once again...headed for the green. So I finally made it to knucklehead's house where he proceeded to give me a fat ass quarter of some "true mid-grade" [dank, no seeds so far] for $40. Cool. THEN, I get back in my parking lot, which is a sheet of ice and can't get the car backed up into my spot. I tried everything and couldn't get it out. Luckily, one of my 'migo neighbors came through in a Navi' and pulled me every-which-a-way until I got enough traction and speed to pull into my spot. All this for a fucking bag of some weed. Jeeze Louise! Thank goodness I have my first small crop growing and I will be able to provide for myself! Hopefully no more fuckin blizzards either. LMAO Welp.. got a nice fat spliff rolled up, jammin to Marley and celebrating his birth, life, and artistic genius. [His Birthday actually ended an hour ago, but screw it] HERE IS TO THE LEGEND! **SPARK**
Jah Bless and One Love everyone! Damn this weed tastes good and this Bob reaches the spirit!! The herbal has saved the night [and my sanity] once again. Best medicine on Earth.
You might want to consider driving slower/more carefully... especially if you're in the middle of a blizzard....
True stuff lol. I shouldn't have even been out! I actually never got over 10 miles an hour in the bad spots. The first and third times I got stuck were because I was going too slow and got stuck on ice in a front wheel drive. The middle time was most deff. by fault of driving a couple miles/hour too fast. Oh well.
Blizzards around here only mean one thing when it comes to cars.... E-Brake BITCH! lol I got a 2000 dodge neon and that shit whips around in the snow. i get stuck all over but it sure is fun haha