All americans have shittty asses

Discussion in 'General' started by Buzzwell420, Jun 28, 2013.

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  1. #1 Buzzwell420, Jun 28, 2013
    We need them fountain things that clean u up after you doo.


    First world problems

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  2. #2 John Adams, Jun 28, 2013
    I'll second this notion. What's not to like about water being squirted into your area?
     
  3. #3 Zònk, Jun 28, 2013
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    My ass is clean, wipes rock. As far as the water up the ass thing they sell em on amazon. They install into a normal toilet and use water from the resivaur.
     
  4. #4 Enchanted, Jun 28, 2013
    Particles - Wilfred
     
  5. #5 Ninjaballs, Jun 28, 2013
    U have shitty ass
     
  6. #6 llllllllll, Jun 28, 2013
    Real men keep that cottonelle on deck just incase shit gets messy no pun intended
     
     
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  7. #7 BigBlazer, Jun 28, 2013
    little invisble shit particles you can't see them I smell 'em
     
  8. #8 Ẅest Čoast, Jun 28, 2013
    I use raw cannabis leaves. Keeps my booty zestfully clean!
     
  9. #9 shaddytheman, Jun 28, 2013
    Public restrooms are scary, if you are going to shit then make sure you squeeze your ass but not at the tip of the seat. 
     
  10. #10 toddyboy, Jun 28, 2013
    Those ass wash things are called a Biday pronounced bi-day

    Things that make you go hmmmmmmm

     
  11. #11 Herbheadlogan, Jun 28, 2013
    You mean a bidet its a pooper that squirts your pooper hahaha
     
  12. #12 toddyboy, Jun 28, 2013
    Do you know they got on your toothbrush. ..

    ...think about it

     
  13. #13 walterbishop, Jun 28, 2013
    Not me man. In my house, we use Ay Dubs. In simple terms, A-W's, or ass wipes. Which in case you don't know are moist bath tissues.
     
  14. #14 Homelander, Jun 28, 2013
    I use baby wipes :confused_2:
     
  15. #15 BigBlazer, Jun 28, 2013
     
    Whoa that just sounds terrible, what a shame... :smoking:
     
  16. #16 Turin, Jun 28, 2013
    Don't wipe your ass too much.
     
  17. #17 SassyMelassy, Jun 28, 2013
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    Pronounced biday, spelled bidet. It's French. ;)
     
  18. #18 I'm Not Sober, Jun 28, 2013
    maybe you just have a shitty ass op? use baby wipes
     
  19. #19 toddyboy, Jun 28, 2013
    Im not sure I spelled it right but its still a funny word when im stoned :)

     
  20. #20 toddyboy, Jun 28, 2013
    Ahh again I wasnt sure but cheers little silly words like bidet are ones that get stuck in my head :lol:

     
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