I need help proving my friend is an alien a lot of times he says verbatim what I'm thinking and he can make music in this very demonic tone and raps faster than humanly possible. He can even listen to a song one time and rap the whole thing backwards. He freaks me out. Big time.
For proving this I will need a sample of his hair, skin, saliva and other body fluids. Send this to me asap, humanity's future is compromised!!