Alians

So I was sitting in my room smoking some dank. Then all of a sudden I see a red light fly across the sky in my windows that consume most of the wall. I think nothing of it and lay down to enjoy my high.then all of a sudden a white light consumes my entier figure. Up I go I still don't know what's going on. Then I see it a round disk like object.A hatch opens. I am pulled into the black abyss that lays in my path. A light comes on. I can't belive my eyes a grey monster lays in front of me. The thing had a long thin body with thin arms no bigger then the size of my forearm. But... His Head was huge it was like a giant party ballon with these tiny Beaty eyes and nothing in the area that a nose belongs. He he he!!! speaks. He says "what was the smell in the smoke that we back traced using 0h2 reversal air trasplation." I said oh thats just some dank. then the alian like being said "oh Dam we only get shwag weed at interstellar partation reffiling stations." then I said ah man I feel bad for you alians. Next I had the alians beam up my trunk that contain all my smoking devices. I unlocked the padlock a removed my bong and lighter wrapped in beeline. I had to teach my new alian friends what beeline was and how to properly inhale from a bong. Then after multiple small hits xarlox (Aka the alian) took the most massive rip of purple erlkle. By now xarlox is so ripped that he tells me that he needs to go back to his home planet to rest. At this point I'm stoked so I give the alian my number and tell him I'm the beat dank pick up on earth which he believes because I'm the only human he has spoke to. Now I am a first time dealer to a first time alian. That's what happend to me today