AK Infinity’s White Chocolate Chip Cookie Oblivion

White Chocolate Chip Cookie Oblivion​

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Ingredients:

1 cup/stick of butter flavored Crisco all-vegetable shortening stick [hopefully you’ve already successful used that stick to make cannabutter, right?]
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla
2 cups flour
1 teaspoon soda
1-1/2 teaspoon salt
1 package of Nestle “Premier White Morsels”
1 package of “Diamond” chopped walnuts

Directions: Cream butter and sugars in a large bowl. Add eggs and vanilla, mix well. Add dry ingredients. Fold in chocolate chips and walnuts. Drop spoonfuls onto greased cookie sheet. Bake at 350 degrees for 10 to 12 minutes.

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The Dough!​

Just in case you haven't made any cannabutter...

Ingredients:

Buds in whatever portion you think you can handle [I used about a quarter and some assorted female plant scrapes from leaves to popcorns.
1 large pot of water
1 stick of butter flavored Crisco all-vegetable shortening stick
1 cheesecloth
1 extra pot or container
1 pair of disposable gloves
1 cup of patience

Directions: Bring the large pot of water to boil, throw in your Crisco, plant material and reduce heat to medium low or low. Stir mixture thoroughly every ten to fifteen minutes [repeating] for about two hours or so or until most of the water evaporates.

Take your second pot or container and lay your cheesecloth over it and slowly pour the mixture into the cloth. Clean out the remnants of the pot into the cloth, then take all four corners of the cloth and gently begin twisting the dry ends until you squeezed out all of the butter. Discard the plant material and cloth and refrigerate overnight. The next day you should have something that looks like this.

Warning: The cooking mixture smells amazingly strong so take whatever extra precautions you have to protect yourselves.

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The Budda!​

Please enjoy these with someone you love or care about.​

Stay green.​

 

Thanks a lot for the positive energy everyone!

All it takes is one cookie, two are gonna put you on your ass. I used L.A. Confidential and Sensi Star to make this batch.

Peace out.

 

[AK comes strutting out looking as pimp as he always does.]

Yeah, what can I say? Cookies are my life. I gave a few of these to some friends and they couldn't stop raving about how bomb they were. I tried to explain their potency but these guys had already wolfed down a couple before the words could come out of my mouth--heh, heh---but they got they point about thirty minutes later.

The cool thing about eating THC is that the effect is so powerful and long lasting, yeah.

[Also: I would recommend using about a cup and a half of the butter flavored Crisco all-vegetable shorting for the cannabutter end of things.]

 

The effects of eating THC are for more intense than smoking it IMHO. If you're going to eat it I recommend you start early for precisely the reason you stated. If you're sitting in your bed eating these cookies it's probably too late, otherwise eat them whenever you want. For those people that are not keen on smoking the herb, eating it is just as good, actually it better.

 

Out of that fabulous batch I have a few cookies left, I'm not sure if I should eat them or give them away. IMHO the stone from eating is too long lasting, I prefer to toke my smoke.

Stay green you lovely blades.

 

Thanks for the thoughts bros. I love the kind of high where you cure the munchies simply by eating more of the thing you're getting stoned on to begin with. Everything in moderation I guess.