Ain't that a bitch!!!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by 420nutty, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. #1 420nutty, Aug 25, 2011
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    Yesterday I decided to walk to the gas sation to get some cigs and try to find a dealer, but when I got up there it was pretty much dead. I waited for about 10 minutes because every gas station I go to somebody is trying to sell me weed. Unfortunately nobody came unless they wanted some gas, so I just started walking home. When i got on my street I saw this guy who stayed on the same block (think his name was Shawn) walking up the street, so I asked him if he had any loud (thats what we call dank) and he told me " nope. I aint even got none bro ". So I got to my house smoked a cig and seen Shawn standing in front of his hous talking with his two brothers, then I hear him yell " aye you still need some loud ". I shook my head yes and he told me he would walk me to his dealer to get some. We start walking and he imeadeately asks me " were them THUMPERS " at. I started looking at him like :confused: WTF!? So then he said " i'm talking bout them freak ho's man were them freaks ho's at ". I told him how I just moved into the neighborood, and we kept talking until we got to this park where he called his dealer to meet us. We had to wait on this guy for about a hour until he came (it was so fuckin hot) and showed me the weed. It was only a gram but I only had 10 dollars and it looked incredable so I bought it, But after I bought it I noticed that Shawn didn't buy shit and thats when I knew this guys " master mind " plan to get high was to escort me to his dealer so I could get some loud dank and then ask me if he could smoke with me, but then I started to see " the light " as Shawn started crossing the street on are way back. I thought to myself " now's my chance " so I stared power walking (didn't want to run like a lttle bitch) until I heard him say " aye you gon blow one with yo boy " I knew that if I told him no there was a 20% chance he would say alright and leave and a 80% chance he would comeback with his boys and beat my ass so I told him he could smoke with me.


    When we got to our block I went to grab my cigarello and walked up the block to his house. When I got there I saw Shawn and this big muscular boldhead guy (knew I was going to be smokeing with him too). He gave me a five and told me his name was Reggie. Reggie started telling me about himself and told me he was taking classes. I asked what was he taking classes for. He basicly wanted to be a teacher, but then out of nowhere he starts talking about how there were 17 black presidents before Obama, Abraham Lincoln was black, and wasn't assasinated but died from age......I gave him body language as if I believed him and everything he just said was correct, but in my mind I was thinking " WTF!!!?? is this guy already high or something "LOL. I asked them who wanted to roll so reggie called his little brother. He came out......and then 2 other people came out the house (DAMN). After the blunt got rolled I glanced around and I saw my nextdoor neighbor in a window on the side of his house. He saw the circle we were in and started smileing and then left from the window. 10 seconds later he slammed his frontdoor and walked to our circle still smileing. I then saw a guy pull up in a green car only to get out and join the cicle. It was now me, Reggie, Shawn, there little brother, my neighbor, random guy with a green car, and 2 more heads on 1 blunt. Reggie and Shawn's little brother (guy couldn't talk for shit) lit the blunt and when it came to me I took 6 GIANT pulls and passed it. Shockingly it came back for a second round but it was just a tail. I took three pulls and tossed it. Imeadiately after it hit the ground my neighbor went back inside his house and the guy with the green car got in it and pulled off WTF. I gave everybody a five and went back in my house. Somehow I was high.

    Today I saw Reggie, Shawn, and there little brother walking up the street rolling a blunt. I saw the weed and got estatic. They walked on my porch gave me a five, Then walked off my porch with the weed and continued walking :devious: WTF?????!!!!!!!!!! AIN'T THAT A BICH!!!?????
     
  2. Paragraphs. Use them. :cool: 'Til then, TL;DR.
     
  3. If you just moved there, they'll get you back eventually. Just keep smokin wit em.

    :)
     
  4. Damn fuck them
     
  5. haha thats lame as fuck
     
  6. Damn son, they will probably get you back sometime though, dont worry too much about it.
     
  7. They were trying to "escape" from having to smoke you out, just like you tried with them. You shoulda spoke up like they did
     
  8. Ain't that a bitch!!!
     
  9. #10 420nutty, Aug 26, 2011
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahah..........that was so AMUSEING!!!




























    obama-not-amused.png BITCH!!!!!!!!
     

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  10. Why do people with less than 20 posts come in here with hyper inflated egos...sigh

    We needa bring back that neg rep
     
  11. Shoulda speaked up, then Brought 10 of ur friends to smome their blunt too
     
  12. Damn, If that ain't a bitch!!!
     
  13. Well the one guy went out of his way to get you weed, so you did owe him. The way I see it, you never said no, and then the second time, you didn't ask, so it's all on you. You can't really complain if you didn't speak up either time.
     
  14. Lol you got fucked.
     
  15. I'm sorry if you feel like you want to negative rep me, but you don't know me just like I dont know you, but yet I don't think of you as a person that would enjoy being called a bitch. You also mentioned me having a " hyper inflated ego " as if you've known me for years, but like I said you dont know me. You just made a negative statement.....but I don't feel the need to want to negative rep you. Next time you feel that way about something posted, why don't you just click the back button ?


    But on a good note Reggie and Shawn just smoked me out about an hour ago (i'm pretty stoned) . I asked them why they didn't smoke me out yesterday, they told me it was regs. I found out the guy with the green car name's Tez and he lives across the street. He says he has a couple runners (females that will let multiple men fuck) comeing over and invited me.:D
     
  16. #17 Dylanzs, Aug 27, 2011
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    Hey Peter how's give Meg a big ol' bitch slap for me :laughing:
     
  17. it makes me happy that they lit you up! good things happen to good people
     

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