Ahhh, Revenge.....

So last weekend when I went on a little vacation for spring break my house was t.p\'ed, which is in my mind the gayest manifestation of suburban angst that upset teenage white kids do to ppl instead of being men. they also messed with my moms car and put white stuff (i think soap) all over it, and my driveway has huge writing that says \"go bells,\" the mascot of a rival high school in the area. at first i thought it was girls that are friends with this chick i messed around with bcuz they were the only ppl i could think of and the \"go bells\" was in really girly handwriting.

but.....sadly, last night i found out from some friends that two of my best \"friends\" did this. i guess this is their way of letting me know they don\'t like me, but i\'ve been down for them and had their backs for a couple years, and i don\'t think i deserve this at all. i\'ve smoked them both out countless times, and been a dependable, optimistic, and caring friend. plus, it\'s embarrasing bcuz ppl in my neighboorhood all see it and walk by my house. my dentist that lives up the street even commented to me yesterday about it.

so, does anybody have any good ideas for revenge? first of all there will be physical repercussion, as i will kick both of their asses. i think im gonna saran wrap one of their cars and add a layer of duct tape on it as well. but are there any other methods of revenge that i can do, bcuz im definitely gonna hit them harder than they hit me. i know of forking lawns, saran wrap, shaving cream shit, soap on driveways.... but i need some outside creativity, can u guyz suggest other revenge ideas that i can exact on their miserable souls???

 

nah, im gonna be a man and kick their asses. the only reason i found out that they did it is cuz they were telling ppl about how good of a job they did. it wasn\'t even big, i\'ve been tepeed epically before and this was nothing even close. also, one of the friends is an extreme dick. so i broke a bong of his awhile ago that he got for FREE cuz sum 1 left it at his house one time. i offered to pay to replace it, so we went to the hs the next day and he buys a bong like the molino mad scientist, it was sixty bux. then he goes and buys hella upgrades for it and says \"o dude its 90 dollars thats cool to pay rite?\" so im like sure watever, but he says i can pay it over time, whenever i get the money. id given him half by last week and then my friend told me that the bong dude was angry cuz i hadnt given him all the money, and that i owed him like 60 bucks. and i got mad, i guess he wanted me to pay him more b/c he\'s \"smoked me out\" a bunch of times over the last month. ok, i smoked him out for his first 6 months of being a stoner w/ rarely asking for money. we took a trip to see my sis and me and her bought a half o for the weekend, he didnt throw any money on it and smoked the same.

Edit: this reply was supposed to follow Rasta Man\'s

thers also stories that i dont even want to get into about him telling his mom that i smoke and shit, his mom tells my mom, basically him being a bitchass snitch and me being honest and to my word.

plus whenever i buy from him he gives me a g for 20. i\'ve always given him 1.5-2 grams for 20, always hooked him up. this motherfucker goes and fucks with my house and vehicles, this enrages me after all that i\'ve done for him, the nerve of some ppl.

 

thx for the ideas so far, i think tomorrow night ima sneak out at like 2 am and do shaving cream, saran wrap, paint thinner on the lawn, super glue mailbox shut. that way when he wakes up for school on monday he will have to drive to school with that shit on his car, or spend lots of time de-wrapping it and be late and get detention.

and then i\'ll kick their asses.

 

i really dont care if things escalate bcuz theyre both unathletic lazy fucks who wouldnt be able to do anything in a fight. i\'ll outman them if they wanna do that thing \"oh yeah ima call my boyz to come kick ur azz!!\". what are they gonna do once they find out i know it was them and their shit is fucked up? try to hurt me? got that covered theyre done. get me in trouble at school? if they do that i\'ll fuck them over harder. are they gonna tp me again? ill just call the cops on them if it goes further than this, they won\'t be able to prove that it was me doing stuff to them anyways.