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Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Feb 2, 2004.

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    > A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
    > inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that
    > there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the
    > first to go, and true to his word, he made contact,
    >
    > "Eileen....Eileen . ..." "Is that you, Tom?"
    >
    > "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
    >
    > "What's it like?"
    >
    > "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off
    > to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex
    > twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex
    > pretty much all afternoon.
    >
    > After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.
    > The next day it starts again."
    >
    > "Oh, Tom you surely must be in heaven."
    >
    > "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in South Carolina
    >
     

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