> > A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and > inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that > there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the > first to go, and true to his word, he made contact, > > "Eileen....Eileen . ..." "Is that you, Tom?" > > "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." > > "What's it like?" > > "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off > to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex > twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex > pretty much all afternoon. > > After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. > The next day it starts again." > > "Oh, Tom you surely must be in heaven." > > "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in South Carolina >