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Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by pale goat, Sep 2, 2008.

  1. A couple months ago I moved into a new apartment with two strangers near my college. Neither of the guys smoke, so I have to do it alone, in my room. Unfortunately for me our appt is on the bottom floor and my only option (if I don't want to smell up the house) is to open my window and blow the smoke out. Problem is, there is a little pathway right outside my window where people walk almost constantly to take out the trash or walk their dogs or whatever. I've been spotted a couple of times and had more than a few close encounters with people since I've been here. You might think 'fuck em', but I live in the South- not exactly the most reefer-friendly part of the world. I duno where else to smoke to ensure nobody (including my roommate's friends/parents who might suddenly come over) discovers my antics. I have a private bathroom but the problem with smoking in there is it would almost constantly smell like reefer since I smoke all the time.. just seems a bit risky. Anyone live in an apartment and had/have similar trouble?

    I love marijuana more than almost anything else in the world, and I have to worry about this fucking nonsense.
     
  2. grow a little window garden so no one can see you behind it while you smoke
     
  3. i got u bro. do this and there will b no smell.

    Smoke out of a bong, and just pack enuff to wear u can clear the entire bowl. And then sploff it. and if u do all this in ur private bathroom, i'm sure u will have no worries. But if ur paying for sum of the rent, i say u can do what ever the fuck u want.
     
  4. #4 Podeypuff, Sep 2, 2008
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    QFMFT I just moved in a with a few friends and I just smoke in the living room.....probably doesnt hurt that that knew I smoked before we moved in together and one of them smokes once in a while. The point is I would do it any way I pay rent so FUCK 'EM.
     
  5. QFMFT? whats that mean dawg. sry im not to smart when it comes to comp slang
     
  6. Quoted for the mother fucking truth.
     
  7. dude you have a bathroom man. Your good to go. I wrote this to some other guy i hope u get any valid information from this:


    Buy 2-3 different deoderants and basically as many different smells as you can get. The point isnt to eliminate the smell but to hide it. Smell density is my little stoner term for it.

    Turn on your shower and if have a bathtub then clog it so the water stores itself. Sit on the floor and light up. Enjoy the sauna/hotbox sensation. You dont need a vent or a window but they help. If you have either of those open them as far as possible and keep them open.

    After you finish toking spray a bit of each deoderant. Not a lot, but get the smells mixing all over and concentrate on where you smoked mainly. Remember that scents come from floating molecules so if you get rid of those molecules it wont smell.

    After you finish with the deoderants(dont use too much or itll just wreak of that) lather a lot of soap on your hands. Then spread out your fingers and move them around the bathroom. Smear a little bit of soap on a few things that people wont notice. Rinse your hands off.

    Then using a towel/shirt/book/hands try and move the air around. Make a fan out of anything you can and just get some motion going.

    Next i would procceed to wash my teeth/face and then shower. While showering use shampoo not sparingly(sorry couldnt think of word that means not sparingly). Finish your shower and rinse out the bathtub.

    Walk out of the bathroom refreshed and with literally 0 scent left in your bathroom.

    This rough method let me smoke everyday 3 times in teh same bathroom with my parents unknowing for over 1 year. Ive had scenarious where my mom went into my bathroom RIGHT after i smoked and smelled nothing suspicious. Make sure to not overdose with any particular smell but to get as many as you can. One smell will make her suspicious while more smells will just feel more natural.

    Try and air out the bathroom inconspicuosly afterwards just so you feel more secure.


    NOTE: KEEP YOUR AREA CLEAN. Use paper towels to clean stuff and keep it vaccumed. I ended up volunteering to vaccum so i could make sure that any thing i spilled is cleaned. I would do this 2 times a week. I also wiped down every visible surface ever 4-5 smokes.

    NOTE2: Door cracks: if you are worried about smell leaving through crack(in the case wher your parents are literally 2-3 feet from the door) use clothes to clog them. Or tape them with some kind of tape that unrolls silently. You dont want your parents asking you what you were taping cuz tahts just weird. The clothes work really well cuz you normally prolly bring extra clothes to change into after you get out anywy so just bring more. Spread them all over the cracks and hang them on the doorknobs so they hang down and cover at least a bit.

    Good luck to you and enjoy a 99% safe bathroom that will never get you caught.

    BTW the proccess will take you 30-45 minutes depending on how long you smoke.
     
  8. You're in the South? Go outside for a nature walk or something. Up here in the snowbelt, we'd give anything to go take a walk in the dead of winter. You can probably do it year-round. It's always so relaxing to smoke outdoors anyway. Hop on a bike or something. Exercise and weed. Great combo.
     
  9. Leaving the shower running during a sesh, then taking a shower. You do that 3 times a day?

    Don't your parents think it's weird you shower 3 times a day?
    And you'd be going through a lot of hot water too.
     
  10. Yeah, good advice pkgrow but I'm not gonna take 3 showers a day lolz.
     
  11. Yeah that's too complicated for my taste, but thanks for the link. I just smoked in my bathroom all day/night today and left the fan on/sprayed lysol, and the smell seems to go away fairly quickly, so I'll just stick to that for now.
     

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