Adam and Eve, corrections

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Oct 20, 2002.

  1. Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created, corrected:
    10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. (Who in their right mind would take directions from a person that has to turn a map around to read it? & Remember Eve was the only one there in the garden to ask)
    9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote. (Because she put it away somewhere that was obvious only to her. She calls it tidying up)
    8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. (Only a woman would like spending all day in a shopping centre/mall looking at fig leaves that all look the same anyway)
    7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself. (She will always make that appointment to coincide with an important event: Football, tennis, racing etc. Female's are like that!!)
    6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage out. (Everyone knows you put the garbage out in the morning just before collection, so as not to make the street look untidy the night before)
    5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. (Men are jealous of Women having all the pain and the gain. Remember there's “No gain without pain”)
    4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. (Oh yes he would, men are proud of their tools. They would not put the tools away in a corner never to be found again)
    3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. (He only hid AFTER Eve's arrival in the garden, before that he had no guilt or troubles)
    2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! (The bible got it wrong. Adam only found out what a headache was, because Eve was constantly telling him she had one)
    And the #1 reason why God created Eve...
    1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!" (He failed. Men were created in Gods likeness. Jesus said “see me and you see my father”)
  2. lol good one SJ

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