accidently toking in front of police

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by andy85258, Apr 10, 2018.

  1. It's happened to me a couple of times, first time i was standing out on my porch of my apartment 7-8 p.m. Just as im in the middle of inhaling the sweet ganj from my bowl a police SUV drives around the corner facing me. I freak out and right away close my back door, draw the blinds and pray i wasn't seen. Turns out they were there to arrest someone else but it freaked me right the fuck out.

    Another time i was leaning out my window and right after taking my hit i saw what had to be 6 or 7 cops, running past my window nightsticks drawn ready to crack some skulls if need be. I ducked in closed the blinds and watched. Again they were here for someone else but damn my vibe was killed.
     
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  2. Just yesterday worked with a detail after I had already had an edible an hour before I knew. Boss pulled me off my quiet no mans land job and sent me out there. And later on same day driving home on the hiway puffin on some sour d had a state trooper following me for who knows how long before I noticed him. Lol. Weird day.
     
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  3. years ago when I bought my first pipe I got out of the store turned the corners and immediately packed it took a right and toked up. I exhale and a cop drives by. about a block down the street toked up again they passed while hitting the pipe. not thinking to much about it I continues on and what do I see in the distance? the citys cop shop lol. took a left right and continued smoking
     
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  4. What..! Don't you guys have a nice peaceful quite spot to toke..?

    mines my garden patio

    away from the screams of DC or Syria for that matter
     
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  5. I haven’t been caught since I was a kid think it’s because I’m smarter and aware of what can and can’t happen.
     
  6. You said it yourself op they are not coming for you however it sounds like you live in a sketchy area lol. Do you not have a back garden to your house?

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  7. Nope i live in a shithole in southern az filled with tweakers,crackheads,thieves and all around degenerates mixed in with kids and families so these kind of ppl are usually even more low key than they would be.
     
  8. Well at least you have to be thankful your not like that and are not a trouble maker but damp I feel ya it must be annoying.

    Can you not smoke in the bathroom and blow the smoke out the vent. Or install a vent in another room and smoke inside?

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  9. I always blow it out the window, been doing so for almost three years in this place and only had the cops come to my door once. I wasn't even home at the time lol
     
  10. In '72 I was hitch-hiking while dodging the draft, in California. I lit a happy stick just as a CHP flew up in his cruiser. I was so startled I dropped it at my feet but he was standing in front of me before I could locate it. After a couple of the usual BS questions he started staring at my feet. I looked down and there it was in plain sight. He looked me in the eye and said, "I'm going to catch a speeder, have a good day."
    The next car on the road flew past us. The CHP burned more rubber than a teenager driving to get his first piece of ass. No jail, Good times.
     
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  11. I could tell you all a funny story of me getting caught with a pound, but in all seriousness I framed two meth heads as robbers, and you know meth heads they are easy to fool. and forgot to ditch the weed. Detained for a day and that was the start of my 5 year probation!
     
  12. I do it all the time :coolalt:
     
  13. *Intentionally smokes outside*

    wtf is paranoia when you understand the nature of nature?

    silly noobs :wave:
     
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  14. I smoked in front of the sheriffs department in courthouse park once
    At the time that's where the downtown bus hub was, and my buddy and I are standing there just burning and I notice people keep looking at us weird and finally one guy said '..You know where we're at, right?'
     
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  15. I was stealth smoking with a doobie right next to a cigarette. I was walking down the vegas strip and with out realizing it. They hassled the dudes behind me who were rowdy and acting foolish. When the cop said he smelt that weed I dropped the doobie and kept on walking while smoking my cigarette. They thought the meatheads behind me were smoking weed and making drunken fools of themselves... good times....
     
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  16. I was walking up to the movie theater the other day and went to hit my pen and as I put it to my mouth I saw a cop come around the corner, I slowly put it back in my pocket and kept walking into the theater. A month from now and I won't have to worry about that anymore, hell I'll be able to smoke a joint right near the entrance near the ash trays. Hope my med card gets here quickkkk
     
  17. no you wont
     
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  18. Shh let him post his how he got caught story when the day comes he smokes a joint outside and gets arrested.
     
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  19. I'll have my med card in NJ by next month. Perfectly legal, so I sure as shit will, but thanks for the comments :bongin:
     
  20. Not legal to smoke in public
     
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