About Marketing

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Jan 31, 2002.

  1. Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....
    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I'm fantastic in bed.”
    That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He's fantastic in bed.”
    That's Advertising.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.”
    That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I'm fantastic in bed.”
    That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed.”
    That's Brand Recognition.
     
  2. hehe that was funny!
     


  3. Hey there stony princess!
    " I'm Fantastic in Bed"
     
  4. oh dude, that was funny, if your high when you read that its cool as fuck.
     
  5. Hey superjoint...as a marketing major...man was that awesome!! if you dont mind Id like to C&P to our BB on campus..and Ill even give yea credit...from a kind bud of mine, superjoint ;)

    thats great stuff man!

    rock on
    ~sensimil
     
  6. Be my guest, no copyrights on my side :)

    just enjoy!


    Superjoint
     

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