Thank goodness, this would have been my third time going to jail. =/ Me and two friends went out clubbing last night. We were already very intoxicated and extremely high before even going in. As I pulled into the parking space, I (for some strange reason) ran my bumper up over the curb and when I backed out it basically almost ripped my whole bumper off. So we smoked more, then went in the club. When we were leaving we were trying to get it fixed, and we thought we had it to where it was sort of drivable. One of my passangers passed out immediately, so she was useless from then on. We drove down the road, not really knowing where to go or what to do, because the bumper was getting worse and worse as we drove. I felt like my whole fucking car was falling apart and the car was making SO much noise. So, of course, a cop car sees this and follows us for a bit. We were all convinced we were going straight to jail, we all had stuff on us. I pulled into a gas station before I got lit up, hoping that would help (maybe it did). Me and him immediately turned the car off, got out, and started walking to the station. "DRIVER AND PASSANGER, BACK IN THE CAR!" We get back in, and I start fumbling for my weed and try to stick it in my shoe, and I didn't realize the cop was very close to the window already and he saw me reaching, "DRIVER, WHAT ARE YOU REACHING FOR?" I don't even know what I told him. But it worked. Normally my ass would have been dragged out the car by this point. He didn't even ask for any of our drivers licenses, he just looked at the car said it was drivable but we better have not done a hit and run, then he asked the passed out girl if she knew us. Then they left. I don't even know how we didn't go to jail. We all reeked of alcohol, he didn't even ask for licenses.. AND I even hid my fucking weed in my shoe right in front of him. WTF? *whew*
Well I guess we weren't drunk enough to be arrested and we had the brain power to escape several, several charges. ;-) Or maybe the cops were just bad asses and didn't give a fuck. Which was probably the case. Big cities FTW.
Lucky man. Really shouldn't have been driving drunk though. My idea of a punishment, first offense drunk drivers should be stuck in jail until they collect about 100 of them, then stick them in a football stadium with 10 other drunk people having a demolition derby. Now that would be a watchable motorsport.
Not really dickwad. Allusions to suicide after saying making fun of drunk driving is terrible? Fuck you asshole. He may not have been right, but you don't have to do shit like that.
All you are is a smartass punk who thinks they're invincible to cops. You might get another chance, but you know what they say, 3rd times a charm
this kid joe owed me dough, i didnt take his life instead i tied him up and made him watch me rape his wife just some big L lyrics right there. i guess it's ok to pick and choose which "insensitive" topics you get all flustered about. it was just a joke, no need to take out all your bottled up frustration on me... but whatever floats your boat, youre just killin my buzz
Gordon, please don't try to kill yourself. Please. At least email me, we can talk about it, ill PM you my email address. I don't remember the names of the people posting here, but joking about suicide is not cool. I don't remember the specific response but it was something along the lines of "chill out man, smoke more" in terms of someone being sensitive about talking about suicide. That is so retarded. I can't even go about explaining how stupid that is, so I hope you realize its idiotic before you really offend someone.
Big L was great, but in the end he got his. And suicide is a little different than a thug trying to boost his street cred.