Abducted by aliens.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Apple iJuice, Jun 15, 2011.

  1. I had a job at a summer camp last year and at the end of the season during the last few days of work, one of our co-workers was throwing an end of the (work) year party. There was a real staff party that night at the camp and after that we went to the dude's house to have this freakin' party. So he has this huge house, a pool, and one of those built-in-to-the-pool hot tubs. So a few of us are chillin' in the hot tub and this girl starts lighting up a bubbler at the table. So I go over there. Now this was the first time I hit from a bubbler before so after I hit from it, TWICE, I was pretty much annihilated. I get back in the hot tub and my boy's like, "Dude is that a UFO?" I look up and I don't see anything so I'm like whatever. Then like an hour later I'm standing in the grass between the pool and the patio all by myself. I find my boy and I'm like, "Did you see that shit?" He's like what? I keep telling him, dude I got abducted by a fucking UFO! He's like dude you're so fucking baked. But I really did. It was silver and inside it looked like...the inside of the Planet Express from Futurama. They didn't do anything to me I think, they just took me up. Then I remember there were like two or three of them and they kept telling me to go back to the kids house, to go back to the party. And then I like wake up standing in the grass.

    It was fucking wild. Best high I've had yet. Man, I need a bubbler.
     
  2. wow. i wanna see aliens. noo fair!
     
  3. danm i want that bubbler and that same weed.......
     
  4. I think she said it was Blue Dream but I dunno. Could've been anything.
     
  5. don't think it was the bubbler or the weed this fool's a a few french fries short of a happy meal
     
  6. thats cool
     
  7. I am an alien
     
  8. how long have u been smoking for?
     
  9. You passed out, had an out of body experience then woke up on the grass.

    It's all in your head dude.
     
  10. Yea i remember my first dmt experience . . :laughing:
     
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  12. #13 Apple iJuice, Jun 15, 2011
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    I started smoking around the beginning of that summer and when this happened it was near the end of summer.
     
  13. #14 Apple iJuice, Jun 15, 2011
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    I'm not saying it really happened of course but it felt like the realest thing.
     
  14. This is called real life stories for a reason busta.
     
  15. #16 Apple iJuice, Jun 15, 2011
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    Yeah you got a point. Eh, still a fun story to tell.
     
  16. I remember my first beer...
     
  17. #18 c0brah, Jul 20, 2011
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    Haha I read that In farrels voice
     

  18. I was referring to the line in beerfest. I thought step brothers was kind lame
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCpjYUdN2rs&feature=youtube_gdata_player]‪BEERFEST‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]
     
  19. I miss getting that high. :(
     

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