A Womans Guide to Male language patterns!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cowboysaxman, May 14, 2002.

  1. *I'm going fishin'*
    Means: I'm going to drink myself stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.

    *It's a guy thing*
    Means: There's no rational thought pattern connected to it,and you have no chance at making it logical.

    *Can I help with dinner?*
    Means: Why isn't it already on the table?

    *I was listening to you,It's just I have things on my mind*
    Means: I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra.

    *Take a break Honey, you're working too hard!*
    Means:I can't hear the game over the vaccum!

    *That's interesting dear*
    Means: Are you still talking?

    *It would take too long to explain*
    Means: I have NO idea how it works.

    *I can't find it.*
    Means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands.

    *What did I do this time?*
    Means: What did you catch me at?

    *I heard you clearly*
    Means: I haven't a clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me!

    *You know I could never love anyone else!*
    Means: No sense in jumping out of the frying pan into the fire!

    *You look terrific*
    Means: Please don't try on another outfit, I'm starving already!

    *I am NOT lost*
    Means: No one will ever see us again!

    *We share the housework*
    Means: I make the mess, she cleans it up!

    *You know how bad my memory is*
    Means: I remember the theme song to "F-Troop", the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the Vehicle ID # of EVERY car I ever owned, but forgot Mother's day, our anniversary, and your birthday!

    *I was thinking of you, and just had to buy these roses for you!*
    Means: The girl selling them on the corner was a real Babe! :D: :D:

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