*I'm going fishin'* Means: I'm going to drink myself stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety. *It's a guy thing* Means: There's no rational thought pattern connected to it,and you have no chance at making it logical. *Can I help with dinner?* Means: Why isn't it already on the table? *I was listening to you,It's just I have things on my mind* Means: I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra. *Take a break Honey, you're working too hard!* Means:I can't hear the game over the vaccum! *That's interesting dear* Means: Are you still talking? *It would take too long to explain* Means: I have NO idea how it works. *I can't find it.* Means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands. *What did I do this time?* Means: What did you catch me at? *I heard you clearly* Means: I haven't a clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me! *You know I could never love anyone else!* Means: No sense in jumping out of the frying pan into the fire! *You look terrific* Means: Please don't try on another outfit, I'm starving already! *I am NOT lost* Means: No one will ever see us again! *We share the housework* Means: I make the mess, she cleans it up! *You know how bad my memory is* Means: I remember the theme song to "F-Troop", the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the Vehicle ID # of EVERY car I ever owned, but forgot Mother's day, our anniversary, and your birthday! *I was thinking of you, and just had to buy these roses for you!* Means: The girl selling them on the corner was a real Babe! : :