so im bored and baked. really bored. so a new game popped in my head like instantly. i gave my roommate a random number out of my contacts (someone he doesn't have in his) and had him give me a random number. we didn't tell each other whos number we had given (yet) and proceeded to write a vulgar text message. we aren't trying to piss people off, or get our number traced back by police, but more or less creep someone out haha. my text "i just took 10 tylenol p.m., drank a six pack and popped 3 viagra. im going to masturbate upside down on my couch and try and finish before i pass out. hope the kids don't come home soon" response "Who the HELL is this? Poncho's (my buddy) text "i just bought the brand new issue of playgirl a large box of sheep skin condoms and a bottle of skim milk, just like you asked. Julio and the boys got the viagra and (unmentionable) When are you gonna be here <3 response "When u want me there?" hahahahaha ok and quick back story, the man whom poncho texted is actually a gay man who works in the same building as me and i used to buy zips from hahaha edit: we are going to do this once a night. and we never respond back.
Should have tried to be more convincing with it lol. If I got a text like that I would instantly know it's a prank lol PS I hope this thread turns into one as funny as the "When you gonna let me hit that?" thread
[quote name='"iSPARK"']Should have tried to be more convincing with it lol. If I got a text like that I would instantly know it's a prank lol[/quote] i know this but i kinda want them to know its a prank and not look into it to much. just did one more, ill post it later. if anyone tries this post a pic or type out your shit, i wanna see how creative GC can get! haha
Hey I just checked up on your house to let the dog out and she got into the "toys". Sorry I'm trying to make this as least awkward as possible lmao. Who's this? Mike, sorry forgot to shoot you a text once you gave me your number. But the vibrators are all broken anyway so should I just trash them or do you want me to just put them back? You have the wrong number... Ohmygosh I'm really sorry... what's your name though? You don't need to know Oh okay sorry. But we're already talking so I mean, might as well make a conversation out of it haha. So what's up? Stop texting me I'm serious Should I call? Sorry. No don't contact me Lol if you're phone is about to die just tell me. I can always Facebook you if you have one? What's your last name Mike? I'm going to report you Okay okay okay I'm sorry I can talk someones ear off, I know. Hehe I'll call you tomorrow when your phone is alive again. Night
I've done this before. But then the chick found out who I was, and mind you, this is awhile ago now, she says she hates me for it. WTF? She wants to beat me up for it? Uh okay... Go ahead, make my day. Damn, what a dumb bitch. Get over it, it was all in fun, I didn't mess with her too much... Okay, so I was really high and a bit buzzed, and decided to do this once or twice. Well then. Anyway, a bit ago, (like I said, she can't get over it. Whatever yo. I think it's a bit of pep) she decided to get revenge on me by putting up a craigslist ad with my number... and said that I was selling, er, Twilight merchandise. *facepalm* Fuck (Anything but that, that shit is an abomination). No one ever texted me about it, well except one person. Uh boy... I have to say, that is a good one. Although, it would have been funnier if she had made an ad for me in casual encounters. Sounds like you're having a good time though. Have fun.
had so much fun with this game last night! ill post my other texts/replies later. am gonna do this again tonight for sure. even funnier seeing these people complain about these texts on Facebook hahaha
Done this before lol my mate thought it would be funny giving me my ex's number (i deleted her number... She kept mine) needless to say it didnt go down too well