A Tribute to the Fifth Amendment

Discussion in 'Politics' started by MagnusRune, Dec 13, 2008.

  1. No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

    This wonderful statement has kept me out of jail on countless occasions.

    Who else loves that they really don't have to give up information when they don't want to?
     

  2. LMAO!!!!!:smoking::smoking::smoking::smoking:
     
  3. Tax and employment forms are a quick way around this. You're signing away potentially-incriminating personal information to the state before a crime is even committed.
     

  4. Bahahah that fucking made my day
    Fuck the 5th amendment, I'd make a tribute to that in hindsight.
     
  5. "I plead the fif!! clap*clap"

    "How do you plead?"
    _"One two three four, Fiiiiiif"
     
  6. Damn, I thought this was a tribute to The Fifth Element...
     
  7. "So make your move and plead the fifth cuz you can't plead the first"-from a RATM song therfeofre first admendment is better
     

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