A Tokers Guide to Stealth: Advanced Techniques, Tips, and Rules.

Hello everybody I'm new to posting but I've been around lurking for a few years. Please enjoy this guide and stay safe, smart, and stealthy

1. CARRYING WEED AROUND YOUR PARENTS.





Rules

1. Never carry smelly weed uncontained around your parents.
2. Never carry weed in a big in a container in an obvious location. Never have the bag in your front pockets because when you move the bag makes a ruffle sound. Never keep in the same pocket as your cellphone
3. Never keep in a container in a small place. The container will bulge. EX) Pill bottle in a pocket, or a jar in a small bag.

Techniques

1. A small jar is your best friend. Any kind of small jar with a RUBBER seal will do you wonders. It not only keeps your fresh weed, fresh..it conceals the smell pretty much 100%. Keep it in a backpack or bag.
2. If you dont not have a rubber sealed jar, just use a regular one. These will work, but not to the performance of a rubber air tight seal.
3. No jars? Pill bottles. Some people say these 100% conceal the smell, but I dont agree. It will help conceal the smell a lot though.
4. Baggies. These are tricky son of a bitches. These should be last resort. Some people say multi-bagging works..but if you have some smelly dank, it wont. Its not resonable to just keep rebagging 50 times..invest in a jar. This is last resort.

Tips

1. Emergency: If you some how have to hide weed really quickly....try putting your weed in one small baggie, and put it under the sole in your shoe and continue wearing it. Your sock and foot should help mask and cover some of the smell. It's not the best, and should be used as emergency only.
2. Try wrapping a few shirts around your bag or container. Every small thing you can do ADDS UP.

2. CARRYING WEED AT SCHOOL.






Rules

1. Important: You should never risk your education by bringing weed onto campus. I believe you SHOULD NOT bring weed to school. However, I know a lot of you will.
2. Never tell anyone. Not even your bestfriends. You dont not want snitches hearing you talking about how you have weed on you.
3. Use smart containment(see above section)
4. Never be high at school and have Paraphernalia on you. If you want to go to class high..get rid of your stuff before class.
5. Use below tehcniques from the Stealth after Smoking section

Techniques

1. See above section for containment ideas

Tips

1. Arrive on time if you are high, dont walk in blazed 5-10 minutes late.
2. Be CHILL. They can only expect that your high/have weed on you if you give them a reason to. Dont be extra loud..dont sit their laughing at everything.
3. If your going to zone out out of boredness...nonchalantly look down and zone out/draw.

3. SMOKING IN YOUR ROOM.





Rules

1. Important: Never smoke or handle weed in your room if it smells like pure skunk. It's almost impossible to cover up dank smelling weed in such a small place.
2. Have proper ventilation. You MUST have a window to blaze in your room.
3. Smoke so that you have atleast 30 minutes before someone else comes into your room.
4. Never smoke joints/blunts in your room.
5. Blow ALL the smoke out the window.

Techniques

1. Important: Never just start using a technique. If you just one night have a fan on and your window open, it looks pretty suspicious. Start using the following tecnniques weeks before you plan to smoke so it just appears normal of you.
2. Use a sploof (http://forum.grasscity.com/apprenti...l-step-step-how-make-awesome-sploof-pics.html) It works GREAT.
3. Blow all your smoke out the window
4. Set up a fan and sit in between it and the window and have it blowing out the window.

Tips

1. Cover your cherry on your bowl with a quater so the cherry smoke doesnt get into the air.

4. HOW TO BE STEALTH DURING SMOKING .
-This part is rules and techniques to use during smoking to prepare for AFTER





Rules

1. Never use to much body spray...it raises suspicion.

Techniques

1. Blow smoke away from shirt and skin. Your shirt espically soaks in that smokey smell.
2. Keep handling weed with your fingers to a minimum.
3. Important: Avoid touching burnt weed, ashes, and resin with your finger. Burnt weed or resin will stain your fingers with that resiny smell and it is very hard to conceal.

5. HOW TO BE STEALTH AFTER SMOKING
-The following are listed techniques in order of importance. Important: Use as many of these techniques as possible.





Techniques

1. Get the smell of your clothing. A technique that I use is to always carry 2 shirts. During smoking wear a shirt...and after your done smoking, remove your shirt and replace with the clean non smelly one.
2. Eye drops. This is just as important as anything else.
3. Lightly spray the tip of your fingers with spray and rub your fingers around and together. This will help conceal the smell on your fingers.
4. Eat a piece of gum or some sort of food after smoking to cover the smell in your mouth.

Originally Posted by samson531
when using a sandwich bag, or any other non ziplock bag you can
-put bud in corner of bag
-twist
-pull bag inside out, around the bagged bud
-repeat until no bag left


comes undone easily, is quick to bag up, and masks almost all odor



Thanks a lot everybody. I hope this helps you guys in a world with such twisted views to such a gorgeous plant. Stay high blades - TCS

 

Nice, those are all good tips

 

Its just a little something to help nothing big thanks though blade on the eye opener comment

 

Nice

 

Excactly.

 

Tip of the day: If ever smoking before school, try get gum to get the smell outta your mouth. ATLEAST eat a bite of something and chew it around, or a sip of some kind of drink. My friend got busted today for having weed on his breath and he got a 5 day suspension and lost his ability to walk.


-TCS