A Stoner!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Apr 4, 2001.

  1. #1 Panhead, Apr 4, 2001
    A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
    The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the
    stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later,
    the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
    And the owner says, "I told you I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again. He comes back a
    week later and says, "How much for that TV?" The owner says, "I'm not going to tell you again, I don't
    sell to potheads!!!" The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can you tell I'm a pothead?" The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave." :rolleyes:
     
  2. #2 RMJL, Apr 4, 2001
    Heh heh heh. Poor poor pothead.
     
  3. #3 stoned_nate, Oct 4, 2005
    haha good one
     
  4. #4 Sovereign Psyche, Oct 5, 2005
    variation of a blonde joke
    lol
     
  5. #5 D3vO, Oct 6, 2005
    but still very funny...i think ill use that somewhere
     
  6. #6 Burned Haze, Oct 15, 2005
    thats something i would do :p
     
  7. #7 greenbliss, Jan 6, 2009
    Nice:) gotta tell that to all my friends
     
  8. #8 stonie jo, Jun 29, 2011
    This made me laugh!!
     
  9. #9 Zosogirl, Jul 3, 2011
    Hm you'd think a stoner would know the difference between a tv and the thing used to cook munchie microwave burritos
     
  10. #10 Bong716, Jul 7, 2011
    This is an oldie! But petty funny.
     
  11. #11 ♪ ♩ ♫ ♬, Jul 8, 2011
    Lol, if you think about it, it kinda is a tv, because youre staring at it while your food is cooking, and it entertains you in some way
     
  12. #12 Javo, Jul 8, 2011
    Good stuff
     
  13. #13 TonyCartman, Aug 2, 2011
    Nice one :))
     
  14. #14 Rastafari, Aug 7, 2011
    A True (Conscious) Stoner wouldn't waste money on a TV.
    http://www.eruptingmind.com/effects-of-tv-on-brain/
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7cDR0uha8]Terence McKenna: Television Is A Drug[/ame]
     
  15. #15 Sovereign Psyche, Aug 13, 2011
    Just stopping in to say....

    Back again! 6 years later
     
  16. #16 JessieR23, Aug 13, 2011
    Hahhahaha that's pretty good! 
     
  17. #17 JessieR23, Aug 13, 2011
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    Superskunk64 Omg that's a good way to think of it...
     
  18. #18 LulzMaximus, Aug 16, 2011

    Dude that must be so weird to see your own post from 6 years ago
     
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