So last nite my roommate pissed me off so i descided to be an asshole n smoke by myself so i rolled up a bob marley joint i mean it was fuckin huge i used like 8 papers yeah anyway my cigarellos r stail but yeah i rolled the bigest joint of my life last nite n it really cheered me up ok so i didnt wanna see my roommate so i went out side to smoke n i see the fuckin police so i walk away but then i hear someone coming and i got really paraniod n trew my new lit super joint down over the balcony n now i just remembered just now and im at work n by the way the police were only their watchin for speeders so they was posted up all nite
...Right... That has to be the longest sentence I've ever read. And it definitely is the coolest story ever. I motion for a sticky in Real Life Stories.
everybody. This guy is worse in grammar and spelling then me so dont complain about my grammar and spelling.
Yeah i get that alot but fuck it i was gettin high in grammer school n i use my instinct to post so its like im textin yall but yeah i actually have worse grammer speakin than typin is what im told
I'll take your one thousand and raise you four. That's right. I got five large on the I'm fucking clueless bid. .
haha, I aint even tryina fuck wit the numbers, this shit make no sense at all. I mean damn son, I been stoned out of my fucking mind before, and sounded like a scholar compared to this fool.... Well, i thought I sounded like a scholar, maybe OP thought the same thang
That made me LOL for sure. Haha yeah definitely. At one point or another I think we all are scholars. Or at least we think we are. . Sometimes shit just makes sense to only us though. lol.