Holy shit! You use that toilet paper, too? Hey, when you were a kid, did you have one of these at your local park?
the one ply paper sucks, but my large ass got used it. but we ran out before the cleaning people came so i busted out my nice rolls i had on reserve for those occasions. man everyone in my suite was so happy. between the 5 of us, we demolished 3 DOUBLE rolls in 2 days.