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A real cowboy

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Sep 22, 2001.

  1. An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
    He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
    She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women."
    A little while later, a man sat down next to the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
    He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian"
     
  2. Good one SJ.
     

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