A pigs orgasm last 30 minutes

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Feb 14, 2001.

  1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
    A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?)
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
    Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
    Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
    Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)
    The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
    The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
    A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. (Creepy) (You've got to wonder about the sick sadist who found this out.)
    The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
    Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity)
    Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)
    An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
    Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too.) (After reading all these, all I can say is.......Lucky Pigs.) :)
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  2. if dolphains and humans are the only ones to have sex for pleasure, then why do lions fuck up to 50 times a day? cause its fun! Any way, I also hve some useless facts.
    The avrage american eats 8 spiders in there sleep during there life.
    Elephants are the only mamels that can't jump.
    Babys arn't born with knees, they don't form till 2 or 3 years old.
    They now make bubble wrap bras and panties. pop, pop.
    It is illegal to have sex with a fish in texas. It is illegal to get a fish drunk in Florada. And North Carolina it's illegal to have sex with a drunk fish.
    The antechinus, a marsupil mouse in Australia, spends so much time fucking during it's mateing season that is forgets to eat and dies. And only dolphins and humans fuck for fun?
    Women blink twice as much as men.
    Carnivorous anaimals won't eat an animal that was hit by lightning.
    40,000 Americans every year are injured by toilets.
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  3. High.. :D

    Hey that really is some funny shit to think about..I got to agree..The PIG has it made.. :p Stay cool an keep em coming..No pun intended..LOL :D
  4. Here is another out look.. :D

    "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
    I mean, life is tough. It takes up alot of your time.
    What do you get at the end of it?
    A death
    What's that, A bonus??

    I think that the life cycle is all backwards.
    You should die first, get it out of the way.
    Then you live in a old age home.
    You get kicked out when you are to young, you get a goldwatch, you go to work.

    You work 40 yrs. till you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You do drugs, Alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.

    You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb,you spend the last 9 months floating....
    You finish it all off with a... ORGASM."
  5. I think the determination of sex for pleasure is whether the species has sex whether the female is fertile or not, or not.

    Dogs, at first, would not seem to have sex for pleasure given that definition. But how popular is the notion of the dog humping one's leg?

    And some monkeys also have sex for pleasure. Male monkeys are known to copulate with prepubescent monkeys (and even other adult males).

    I've never learned of research into pig orgasms, but I suppose that we induce orgasms of many species in an attempt to manually reproduce a species. While you're collecting it, why not time it too? :D I think that even though lions mate 50 times a day, it's always with a female who's "in heat". When she's not in heat, I'm almost certain that she won't allow mating. Plus, without her siren like feminine odor to urge him along, I don't think he'd have the desire (especially if he's got it enough to do it 50 times a day when he does mate).

    I'm guessing that with orgasms as long as a pig's, it probably is not as intense as the human orgasm. Can you imagine cumming for 30 minutes? (Of course, we don't know if the orgasm fact was from a test performed on a male or female pig.) At the intensity level of the human male orgasm as I experience it, I don't think it'd be very pleasurable after about a minute straight (perhaps less). Of course, I don't know about the human female orgasm. There is a condition (it's an effect of some drugs) where a man's erection won't subside. It's described as painful.

    [ February 15, 2001: Message edited by: budburner ]
  6. lol
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  7. The drug you are thinking of is viagra. If an erection last longer than 4 hours you would need to go to the ER and they will have to insert a needle to drain the blood. I heard that’s painful. A woman has 2 magic areas. One is the clitoris. It is 8 times more sensitive than the head of a penis. It is located hidden inside a “hood” at the beginning of the gential area. The other spot is located one and a half to two inches inside the vaginia. So guys, bigger is NOT better. 6 to 7 inches is the right size. And a woman’s orgasm last about 15 seconds, it just depends on the individual. It takes a woman a little longer to reach orgasm than the man so foreplay is very important. The hot spots on a woman are the inside of the wrist, elbows, neck, nipples, and inside the thigh. Study the pictures of the outside of the genitalia to find the clit. I studied the male anatomy and that helped me to be better in bed. My partner’s pleasure is very important.

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