Had this tiny bag of weed, first time I ever saw this plant. In the bag there was a stem or two, I knew I was not suppose to smoke the stem but long story short I was confused. So I just took everything in the bag, poured it into my palm. Threw away the obvious stems then stuffed all the weed into my pipe. Finger on the carb, I felt like jesus. Oh lord. Then lit all of that green turd and inhaled slowly, removed my finger from the carb and inhaled furthermore. I looked into the pipe and all I saw was ash. Keep in mind I never drank alcohol or smoked weed before! Set down the pipe, scratched my head and exhaled into the air. I sat there for like 10 seconds, then dumped the ash out of the pipe using a toothpick to get it all out until more green turd was visible and lit the remainder. Took an inhale, exhale, and all that crap. Then all of a sudden. It hit me. I looked at the window, and I looked to the right. I said oh shit and it sounded like oooooooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiit Looked back out the window, and I've never seen the sky so beautiful before, it looked so bright and baby blue when I looked away there were beautiful circles of ray light . I remember saying "this is like a tight movie "