Ok so ive been smokin about 2 months now.... last year (2008) a friend offered me some weed, it happens to all of us right? the friend that offers u weed lol. anyways, i declined because back then i had no idea what i was doing. Its 2009 now, So then as an educated person( yeah, sure lol) i made my research and i got to one conclusion ITS BETTER THAN ALCOHOL AND TOBBACO ! BRING IT ON ! well too bad for me it was summer vacations , so my friend was gone where the fuck im going to get weed now ?! i thought well , lifes a bitch, but sometimes pretty cool too, so i meet this skater dude ( damn , he is a fukin pro) anyways, he was from NY (im from ecuador) and he was visiting us for a month, he was going away so we went to party all night long. at the end i meet his cousin., a great guy, and guess what he had in his hand? yup a joint ! god i was happy ! so i asked for some and so that was my first time. it was incredible, u know ppl say ur first time ur not even sure if ur high or not? but i swear to god i was flying !!! i just started feeling this weird feeling in my body, and i got giggly and all, and then my friend and his cousin made me trip out, they pretended to throw rocks at me, i was goign crazy, and i laughed my ass off (litereally) for abour 30 minutes straight. that was a great day ! then i went back home and had a cookie BEST DAMN COOKIE EVER !!!! it was orgasmic, i swear. and when i fell asleep it felt so nice. i made my decition that day, i was goign to be a future pot head. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- My second time meeting old mary jane., another great story. This happened in Quito ( i was in manta, another city back then) we decided to buy some ak47 or some shit like that it was expensive as hell ! and we didnt even got high ! it sucked cock ! we were desperate and ignorant ! so we ended up smokin a goddam test ! my trhoat was fucked up the next day, so heres an advice, use rolling paper, the bible ( ur going to hell !) or anything thing ! second time doing weed= FAIL -------------------------------------------------- Third time, if i remember clearly , it was my first time doing skank, and my first time gettin paranoid. Well i got high, and the plan was to stay there, and since i was a noob i asked my friend , so when is this going to wear off? and he says, about 5 hours SHIT ! it was 8 pm and i had to be home at 11 pm !! 5 hours ?! im fucked !!! well, yeah, the day wasnt that nice, at the end i was with some friends ( who didnt knew iw as high) so i got paranoid i started imagining shit, they were saying , look at that drugadict bitch, that mother fuker !, and so i got scared, but i put my ipod on, some good old metallica and god it was great ! i started makin my own beats in my mind, and everything was a beat afterwards, i switched to some heavy metal, and i swear to god, i thought i was goign to war ! rofl , a great day, besides the fact i had to pretend all the day because no one knew i was high except one of my friends because i told her to help me. anyways, since i can pretend very well while im drunk, i thought it was going to be easy while high, but god, even the walls were funny ! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Third time ! a friend of Carlos ( my middleman, and weed buddy) gave us some weed yeah sure mother fucker, weed? that was a bunch of marijuana leaves ! we ended up eatin them, cuz well, smokin them didnt do shit since im a pussy when it comes to alcohol, or weed ( i get high/drunk very easily) i got high on eating leafes ! and so, i went to a party, the lights, the music, the ppl, the chatterin, all made me crazy ! and i was having a good time, besides the fact of pretending because again, no one knew i was high. gettin out of the party, guess what? i get frikin robbed, yeah shit, thats my luck i get robbed, and high? i almost shit my pants, and then i started cussin out the dude that was robbin me, bad ideam but he didnt react to it, and just took my money away.....well again i went back home and sleep. ---------------------------------------- fourth ! now it was the next day after the party, and i had 12 joints, just for brownies ! and i made my first ever made special brownies, they were so tasty ! i gave them to some ppl that wanted to try, and well we all ended up high, in different places, i was with my friends, carlos was with his friends, emilia with his bf, etc etc, god we were all so high ! and well i had an ok time since i didnt got that high, i was more like stoned and again, with ppl that werent suposed to know i was high, so i had to pretend again, what a buzz kill. ---------------------------------- 5th time, and one of the best, well i went to carlos and bought 14 joints, he took one and i smoked one that night. i got stoned again because i wasnt all that giggly or anything, but then i started watchin tenacious D, well it was ok, the movie is funny but bleh, i didnt laugh that much, i was more focused on the pringles and chocolates i had at my side lol. Then i put some good old porn and well u know what i did next lol. it was my first time doing that while high, and its not a big deal? i mean it feels good (as usual) but its not an extasi or antyhing, anyways, if u had the chance of doing it, go ahead, its a MUST do lol. -------------------- next day i went back to Quito ( i only consume in manta , and only in weekends since i dont want to affect my grades) and took all 12 joints to the airport. since im a usual costumer, i knew all the security system and flaws, so easy task to get those 12 joints from manta to quito, since in teh airport if the metal detector doesnt sounds they wont chek u,and theres no dogs. anyways now i have 12 joints, for a whole month of fun (remember i only smoke in weekends) and this friday some friends are coming and we are going to play Century club, if i get too drunk then no weed, but if im ok, well get high too, and its going to be greaet since i have Jackass the movie 1,2 i have food, tv, and some sober friends that are going to make us trip, i enjoy that btw, to be tripped, like the box game, or the stone, idk, i like that kidn of things, as long as its not , hey ur mom is here , because that really gets on my nerves lol. anyways, to finish this post i want to ask u some stuff ------------------------------------------------------------ 6th,7th,and 8th, lol i regret 7n8, has it happened to u? that ur high but u keep on smokin ur stash and u wake up and say, fuck ! i shouldnt have smoked all that T.T ... well 7n8 i shared them with a friend, keep readin so u find out lol. Ok so now my stash its in Quito and i can get high if i feel like gettin high whenever i want lol. Since i only go to manta on weekends, usually i just got high on weekends, btu now its different. So now talkin bout this weekend, um december 10 or something.. well friday, some friends came home, and we started to play century club (awesome game, try it if u havent played it) but of course, since im the only one that does weed i decided not to drink , but to get high. It was Epic, since we were at a park and they started to throw shit at me XDDD and i just ran in circles, it was hilarious. Like i said, i like when ppl make me trip, so i was laughing my ass off. Then when we went back inside to keep drinkin, i was just watchin them ,and i just played around with some glasses, it was dumb, ill get gc some pics later so u can see lol. Anyways after that a friend stayed over, and he had his first J , so it was a pretty good night, i smoked my 7th and 8th joint with him btw, sicne i think he is going to be a regular in my stories lets call him.... Rob lol. So then we started watchin Jackass , and we laughed our ass off XD Jackass 2, the scene where its the BAD GRANDPA? well the part he says, UU STEEP OVER THE LINEEEE , that made me laugh so hard ! later that same night, we watched this video [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o08o_fvZ2Mw&feature=related"]YouTube- Warning! Trippy Video! Watch High, on Shrooms, ectasy, LSD/Frying DD Chronicles[/ame] and well it was kidna trippy , we laughed so it was fun, and then we watched Marilyn manson's Sweet Dreams video. watch it while high , ull shit ur pants , i was so scared, seriously XD and what i ate that night was..nachos so it was pretty nice, oh and pistacho ice cream it was great too, and the usual cookies i have when high, ill get a pic so u can try and find them ( if ur in south america, i doubt u have these in the US)........fuck i have no idea how to post pics in this shit XDDDD anyways yeah that was friday. ----------------------- Saturday , some friends came again ,and we started to drink again,well they did, since i got high again, this night was ok, nothing too special, just high, chillin, laughing a little bit, but yeah. Now that im writin this , i realize this is goign to be a long ass thread since its fun to write down my weed expierences lol. ----------------------------- COMING UP--- next weekend im going to manta, so im pretty sure im going to get high. and since i sold Oblivion <--xbox game, i have 30 $ i plan spendind bout 10 ? and take them back to quito, YEAH through the airport, ill tell u more bout the airport next week, and specify more how i do it, and even take some pics but first i gotta learn how to post pics lol. anyways , peace (y) ------------------------------------------------------------------ JUST TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS: ---- Ok read the title, NOOB story, idk how high i can be, but if it makes me laugh my ass off or scare the shit out of me, i call that trippin. ----- Yeah, i smoke shcwag, but since its so cheap i dont care, and since im a lightweight i dont need too much. ------ WE DO HAVE COMPUTERS IN ECUADOR. and a lot of them ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1.- have u ever got paranoid? if so, how bad? 2.- some stuff to trip out ppl? 3.- have u ever transported weed from city to city (like plane or boat) 4.- give me some of ur stories ! PS im goign to get some pics this friday so u can see all of us high, drunk,stoned lol also so u can see my stash, its low quality weed, but since i have a middle man ( Carlos) and he is my friend too, i dont want to bitch bout the weed he is giving me, besides its a lot, i bought 12 joints ( a full cigarrete of weed, like take a marlboro and feel it with weed, just so u have an idea how much weed i have) 12 of those for 7 $ so its pretty great. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sorry for my bad english, if u know where ecuador is, ull know its in south america, so yeah. dont do drugs ! smoke weed ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Its 2010 now, and well im not a noob anymore, Carlos, its not just my weed buddy or middle man anymore, we are actually great friends now... weed, helping making friends all over the world since 1965..sorry im stoned lol anyways, yeah i keep smokin the same as always, and nothing has changed.. i really have nothing to say lol, but next saturday im goign to havea weedfest lol , a lot of ppl coming to my house to smoke some Mary Jane.. so its goign to be fun, some first timers too, so its goign to be amazing, and im definitly writing it next sunday...if i remember anything at all lol. anyways...idk i read my story ( i havent read it in ages) and it was fun, to see how i was such a noob lol, i guess im not anymore but who knows, still a lot of stuff i got to try...anyways keep on tokin ppl, peace
Geez man idk where to start. First of all, you don't "trip" after smoking a lonely J of what sounds like shwag. Second, never, EVER take weed to the airport! Come on man, you shouldn't be doin that even if you do feel confident about getting it through security. On the positive side, congrats on getting high, hope the next month is a fun one. Happy toking
Dude are you kidding this guy is fucking PIMP! If you fuck with him I will come fuck you up. Awesome story man, wish I documented all the first times I smoked weed, and about the quality, maybe he's in a place where weed is hard to come by, and that's the best he can get, so don't hate. People that live in America take way too much shit for granted, live in my country for a day, I doubt you will survive. You shouldn't have to pretend about anything, people won't know you're high, you are just gotta be a bit more calm and act yourself, nobody will notice. When you start trying to pretend and act "normal" then they will think something is up. Keep on tokin
lolol. i was laughing the whole time. what the hell man...it got me laughing and im sober. My favorite part was when he got "stoned" off the leaves. hahaha.
yeah and it was a lot of leaves, here in ecuador its very cheap, it was a bag the size of a shoe full of weed. and that was like...40 ? but yeah it was mostly leaves lol. and i ate a lot of them so yeah. to answer some other questions, YEAH we do have computers in Ecuador lol
ty for the possitive stuff, and well weed is not that hard to get, i can get some sativa if i want too, but i dont want to pressure my middle man too much anyways. oh and if u have the time Google a place in ecuador called Montanita, its weed paradise, seriously. and thanks for the advice, but no one can pretend the red eyes XDDD but yeah ,im gettin my stoner kit soon ( eye stuff, and shit to get rid of the smell) .--- oh and just for the record, im from ecuador but im not an idiot XDDDD ive been to the states and i know i cant put weed through the airport like i do here and that the laws are even more strict there anyways , keep on tokin