This aient me, This is from a guy i know from the Chi. Dudes a major drinker and very smart, Very street smart and jus a awesome guy. Hes the shit. Hes a rapper. Hes part of the 40 oz malt liqour crew. A crew of people from all over the U.S. and canada who meet up to drink 40's of malt liqour and trade bottles and drink 40's they never drank before. Check this story. Fuckin awesome. He has many like this. His storys are written jus like mine, I dont know if thas why i find em so inttersting or what. Check it. got crushed by brew last night i was on grolsh #3 and feeling tired and shitty about about to go to bed a friend called me to go to a bar i walked to meet him and drank a beer on the walk must have had 6 more beers at the bar tried a heinken light (garbage) and had a shot of jager then went to a 2nd bar also within walking distance drank 4 or 5 beers super fast drank 2 beers within like 5 minutes for last call before they closed i was there with 2 friends i was playing darts with one and we were trying to drink as much and as fast as we could before the place closed i said to my friend as she was walking to the dart board 'take it with you!' refering to the beer she left on teh bar, in the interest on constnant drinking some douchebag goes 'you cant take it with you!' im like what?? he goes 'oh i thought you meant outside' i told him to mind his own business and im aware of the law, you cant take beers outside th ebar anywhere hes like 'im a manager here' which i knew he was not i started shooting my mouth of excessively then asked him what his capacity or managemtn role in the bar was he had no response then we left when the closed and he was standing outside i was rapid fire with belligerence and i wanted him to step to me he was like a 40 year old loser with a gay earring trying to be young and cool but was very i kept tryign to get him pissed and then hes like 'do you fuckin know me!?' making insinuations i shouldnt fuck with him i got 2 inches from his face and go 'I - DONT - GIVE - A - SHIT' one word at a time it was a shining moment we laughed at him and he went back inside the bar then i got home and felt super dizzy kind of wanted to puke and hung out by the toilet fora minute but couldnt then i passed out and remember nothing , dont remember getting undressed or laying in bed wild night and i have a headache now
almost pulled some ultraviolence on some kid today i was chillin at my parents house in the living room with my mom and brother some kid (like 17-18) came by and he was sticking some kind of flyer in everybodys door i hate that shit and it shuold be and sometimes probably is illegal i dont know why but it perturbed me i ran out and grabbed it and said 'hey! take it with you' and i held the flyer out towards him (i dont even know what it was for). he made some remark about 'its my job' as if i should just deal with it if he had just taken it back it would have dropped. but he took a tone with me and looked like a punk ass kid i walked towads him (he was standing in my neighbors driveway now) and i had a wild idea that hatched in seconds i grabbed his tshirt and went to stuff the flyer in his pocket he was so dumbfounded by my strange actions that at first he just stood there, at the last second he pulled away but i held onto his shirt now this is a white kid, he looked like a totally normal kid to me but then he got buck! he said something about 'dont be touchin me *****!' but he didnt say '*****' in a normal way it was in a true white trash wigger way, like a white person really trying to 'be black' its hard to explain but indiana trash and joilet hillbillys do this always its not just a white person wigging its a white wigger who really thinks they have a license to 'be black'. i crumbled up the flyer and threw it at his face and somehow it hit him square in teh forehead awsome! he kept mumbling something about '*****' this and that i started to walk away and he said something like 'punk ass ho, ill kick your ass' or some kind of threat this kid was truly a brittle bones pipsqueak i shoudl add so i came back to him and said 'oh yeah , whats up?' i stood nose to nose with him and we just stared at each other i didnt make a move and i wasnt going to, i really thought he was going to throw the first punch and i was waiting for it and bracing myself for it i was ready to take a shot to the head and stand there and laugh at him, i really wanted to i didnt move an inch and suddenly he did a huge flinch! hahahahahah :rollin like i pulled back my fist or somthing! it was nuts! i started laughing real loud and he walked away by now the whole block is watching including some real dirtbags that my whole family hates who lives across the street i did some intimidation techniques on them a while back so i was glad they were watching the kid kept walking away and i was like 'yeah ***** whats up *****!' real loud yeling it i hate major adrenaline thenlike i was going to burst, it was nuts dont fuck with my family
Nobody care for this? I need replys. Lemme know. If yall like i got alot more to come. I always read what he has to say. Lemme know.
I know that kid was a punk but I mean come on...he was hanging fucking flyers on your door. You cna take it and throw it away or something. No offense KSR...but I really hate people who start shit for no reason or for some dumb shit like that. Let the fucking guy do his job. It ain't doing anything wrong except maybe annoying somebody a little bit. Shit...I hate those things too but I'm not gonna stop the kid who put it on my door and try to start some shit with him. The first story though...good shit. That guy had it coming. Shoulda stayed outta your man's business.
i like those type of stories KSr which is why i always find myself reading ur long ass paragraphs you always have some kickass stories.
I agree, the first story was good. But the second made me think of what an asshole whoever that guy is. It was jus the kids job, eh maybe you had to of been there
that guy is an asshole, if he did that to someone that wasnt 15 years old he would get his head smashed in.
He seems like hes trying to compensate for something by being a straight dickhead and a wannabe thug. haha.
Naa, Not at all man. You'd have to know him. Hes a down ass dude. He does alot of shit i respect. But then hes a straight routy dumbass at times too. But for yall that want more of this. Its comin.
This is one of my favs of his. so i am typing this from a kiosk in my hotel the 'old town' section of san diego california great tiems so far i planned defatienly to hit up tijuana mexico long before i came down and today i did one of the wildest expereiences of my entire life so me and my brother go down we walk like 5 blocks to a trolley station which takes us to san ysidro which is the last town in the US we have no plan or knowledge of how this shit goes down i should also mention we get off the trolley and we dont even know where to walk we follow a sign that says 'shuttle to tijuana', we thought you could just walk across but we didnt know so it leads us up this wild set of ramps like 3-4 stories high then you walk across a huge expressway then back down another set of ramps you are now in fucking mexico mexico has zero customs or anything to enter their piece of shit dump country so we come out and walk thru like 1000 cab drivers who are VERY aggressive to get you to take a fare with them we avoid that and venture forth not knowing at all what to do its like 10am at this point we finally come out into 'viva plaza' a large 'town square' of sorts it has lots of shops, bars, resturntas and mostly pharmicies selling endless drugs we dont even know what we want to do or anything its real dead too cause its early and it was real overcast and shitty out we are catching real bad vibes too cause there are no white people around at all or any tourists we are on edge definately and feeling mad anxious and nervous so we see a sign ahead that says '5 minute walk to downtown tijuana' and another ramp structure like the one that brought us across the border i had super bad vibes about that and i dont know why we finally agree we have to do it cause there is no other way to go or anything to do so we are being hit up by every shop owner and also every waiter from these bars begging us to come in there were 2 liquor stores in the square, neither had the sol 40s so we start walking up the ramp structure to downtown tijuana yet another waiter from a bar called 'margarita village' hits us up offering mad deals there were 3-4 bars next to each other in this corner of the square all had corona and pacificos for $1 some had 2 for $1!!! crazyness so this guy is real nice and says 'maybe when you come back, stop by and have a beer' and hands me a tiny handwritten slip of paper that says "2x1 corona" and some other shit and 'free shot of tequila' i was super nervous to go downtown and i told my brother fuck it lets go in there so i continue this wicked bender im on and we start drinking right there at 10am the guy brings us out 4 coronos and a time and we start riping em we swtiched to pacifico eventually (i love that shit) and we even ordered up some tacos we end up eating 3 tacos a piece and drinking a total of 12 beers only $31 for all that! awesome deal so now we were feeling loose and less on edge and we are seeing mad tourists below us in the square, and lots going in and out of this bridge to downtown including endless wankstas wearing ambercrobie and fitch gear and fags holding hands with their girls we were laughing at our selves for being nervous and said fuck this shit lets go downtown so we go thru the ramps and over this huge bridge we come down into another like small square with small shops selling junk jewelery and shit then we come out onto benito juarez avenue now shit gets buck its like super ghetto looking and a real city now, with mad traffic and people all over i saw zero americans or whites which was odd cause i saw mad people coming up down that ramp while we were at the bar drinkin well we start walking down the street we drank 6 beers each before noon and were feeling good i see a liquor store 1 block ahead and we wanted to get some smokes so i say lets walk there, ill peep for sol 40s and get some smokes we get there and the store was closed so im like i dont know bro this place is shady lets bail we agree to wlak back down the other side of the street there was a gas station there and we stop there for smokes a gas staion attendant hits us up and i ask if they have smokes he says they does, but they actually dont the dude runs off with $20 to a nearby store he comes out with a pop for himself and a pakc of marlboros for us and gives $17 change! what a deal! my bro lets him keep $2 so we start to walk the rest of our 1 block trip back to the bridge to get back to viva plaza and get the fuck out of mexico cause i was feeling a bad feeling in my gut about this whole scene so we stop like half way (now we are 1/2 block from the plaza) we go to light up smokes and there was a super gheto looking shanty house my bro snapped a classic pic of me standing in front of it real quick just then my bro goes 'cops!' and im like what? i turn around and a squad car is pulled over a dude cop is driving with a bitch cop in shotgun they are like what are you doing, lets see some ID we show ID and hes like hands on the car im like ok no prob they search us al take the shit out our pockets my bro had like $125 on him and i had nothing they didnt steal our money or anything and put the shit back in our pockets the cop starts saying how its a drug terriority and we shoudnt be there im like im real sorry, we are bailing now anyways, we are out of here to the fullest hes like naw yuou have to see a judge! explain yourself to him im like ok then hes like ok get in the car suddenly i was like oh no! i realized we were arrested!!!! im thinking im definately going to be put in a holding cell with 100 spics and im going to have to find out to beat up right away mad survival mode kicking in we get in and the cop is ranting about how we are in a drug terriority and we shoudlnt be there he says you must see a judge right now then he syas we may have to pay a fine im like no problem, i understand he keeps reiterating the same shit about the judge, the drug area and the fine then suddenly it clicked he wanted us to pay him off!!!! im like 'well actually, why dont we save time and just pay you the fine directly' hes like 'pay me the fine directly?!?!?!?!' all crazy my bro is like how much is the fine hes like '$40 each' which is ironic because my bro had more money on him and i know teh cop had already counted it he didnt even want to take all our loot! awesome! im like sir we will pay you teh fine right now and we are leaving immediatley hes like ok pay me the fine hes driving around the block this whole time he sticks his hand over the back seat on the down low!!!!! my bro gives him the loot and he drops us at the brige back to the plaza so we roll out and book back across the ramps we get to the bottom level and we see 2 cops they run up on us!!!!!! one cop asks me do i have any guns or knives im like no sir i dont he goes whatever put your hands on the wall now im thinking we are just going to die now no more fines im getting beaten or kidnapped or something they search us and peep our IDs then out of nowhere they are like were sorry guys, have a great day, you can go!!! :lol we rolled out and were super frayed at th nerves we hit up another place and crack 2 pacificos for $1 each rip em down and rolled the fuck out!!!!!! i dont want to hear advice from anyone about this shit i been there and peeped it myself i didnt wander around randomly i walked the only place you could walk as soon as i came across the border i watched other tourists for an hour to see what was safe and what was not i seen faggots holding hands with their girlfriends and being wankstas and i thought shit was safe it was not however i would say it is safe to chill in the plaza in a bar and get smashed and bail out dont go downtown, fuck that satan 165 is on the next level dont test me i rode in the back of a squad car today in a foreign country you cant top that
goddamn the club was huge and awesome we made $340 at teh door!!!! paid my friends from ohio $170 ask any real band whos on the grind, thats a ridicolous payday! thats more then low profile has ever gotten paid at a single gig in 84 shows and nearly 8 years i gave 64 $70 and low profile took $100 plus we had a $50 bartab which was supposed to be increased if alot of peopel showed up but 64s contact left real early on first my buddies from ohio played they were awesome they played 'detroit rock city', 'she' and 'black diamond' by kiss i started getting super anxious to play we went up there and ripped it played a 14 song set but check this since ive been playing punk rock ive had this happen like 10 times but its alwyas been at rehersals or if it was at a gig it was shortlived but yesterday it was super bad sometimes from screaming into teh mic i get a raging pain in my head it feels like my heads expoloding i have to like scrunch up my face and close my eyes to like hold my head together i had a headache all day yesterday but i got rid of it before the show somehow it led to what i call the 'lightning pain' in my head we cut one song from our set cause it hurt so bad i also didnt pace myself and i was super tired by the end of our set we closed with 3 misfits songs the second we finished the last one i ditched my guitar and hooked my ipod up to my guitar amp ripped 3 rap songs 'piss' 'with meat' 'MT for short' i was on pure adrenaline all week i was rehersing the songs to make sure i knew the lyrics good enough i overprepared if anything i rapped 'piss' and it was just a blur i dont even remember it in a way i was stomping around teh stage busting the flows 'with meat' was awesome i love that song so much then i tore up 'MT' i would pause and not say a line or part of one and let 64 and the stuntman (main dude from monkey tactics) holler it and they knew it all i ripped down a few more drinks real quick after that then we hooked up with our dude from the chicago reader we made him sit thru the whole night waiting for me to finish he was super cool and ive been interviewed a few times now as you all know for this 40 shit this guy was the most on point so far he busted out a tape recorder and let me and 64 just rant and rave he has a real interest in this shit he wants to get photographers to our cribs and see and photo our collections and he still wants to interview us more he wants to come to a real party with us when we are smashing down 40s the club sucked and closed at 2 am tho i wasnt really drunk enough my bassist agreed which was odd we followed some of the crew including 64 to another bar called sportstime i drank a 24 of miller lite 2 jager bombs and a shot of liquid cocaine in like 1 hour then i was smashed out of my gord we drove home and it was a major blur unloaded our gear and i brought my shit home then i drove 1 block to the corner store and got a pizza since the last thing i ate was a piece of shit thin ham sandwich like 11 hours before i ripped it down and passed out definatley was hung over and i just woke up now at 11am i have audio recordings of all of low profiles shit all the satan165 shit and most of my buddies band i need to go thru that now i have a movie of me rapping part of MT for short i have mad pics of my buddies band, me rapping and also i sang a song with them and i have pics of that i dont have pics of us playing (low profile) but other people took pics so i need to check polska forum and get those craziest show ever if i was cheap i could have taken a $300+ payday for the band but i shared the wealth we will be back this was the first malt liquor productions show it was nuts
awesoe vacation so far tuesday night i crashed at my parents hosue me and my bro killed some 64s of microbrew from a palce called 'the ram' got to the airport and flight was real good touched down, copped the rental and went straight to the game park was 1/2 empty but super nice and new awesome food seleactions but super expensive brew 16oz miller lite or bud light is $7!!! microbrews are $8 i drank a bunch of stone brewing (makers of arrogant bastard, and they are based from escondido, just outside SD) amber ale which was awesome drank some other random beers and got tore up bought a dope padres 59/50 but they lost went to the hotel found a liquor store and copped 2 24s of heiniken drank em in a like drainage ditch next to a freeway then copped a 32 of anchor steam and killed it with my bro there then went to dinner with my parents off the charts mexican food and drank some negro modelos after that copped a variety of microbrews stone IPA (awesome) duvel (belgium) 27oz bottle with cork (super heavy and hard to drink) monty pythons holy grail ale (real good) kirinicihban light (wack, super watery) one other which i forget passed out hardcore thursday got up and went to tijuana (discussed in another thread) got back and went to dinner with my uncle/aunt/cousins/etc pretty good seafood place killed some heinikens came back and drank some karl strauss beers (another good local microbrew) and a 24 of sierra nevada got up today and went to coronado island peeped the beach (way too cold to swim) and hotel de coronado then peeped mission beach then peeped point loma, crazy state park just got back i have a wicked rash on my neck, i think from a new shirt i am wearing now tonite me and my bro are going to this place called o'hungrys which my uncle recommended they ahve the yards of beer like the ones white mike karate chopped in NYC then goign to a wicked sushi place then goign to drink some more odd beers and smoke a huge stog in a cigar shop all these palces are within 2 blocks of our hotel probably get even more beers to drink in the hotel after that tomorrow dont have to be at the wedding until 5pm open bar for 1 hour then cash bar (wack) goign to get obliterated flight home is at 2pm sunday but with time change i get home at 8pm have to go straight to grocery store to buy grub for my lunches and go to work monday morning awesome vacation so far