A monkey was sitting on a branch smoking a joint when....

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Tim t'Enchanter, Jun 3, 2009.

  1. A monkey was sitting on a branch over a big lake smoking a joint when he heard a voice say:
    "Hey Mr Monkey you shouldn't sit up in your tree all day smoking weed."
    He looks around and finally sees a small lizard climbing the trunk of the tree.
    "Why do you say that?" the monkey asks.
    "It'll make you lazy" says the lizard.
    "Well" says the monkey "did you ever try it?"
    "No" replies the lizard "my Mother told me."
    "Well I smoke all day, but I also swing through the trees and have lots of fun too, why don't you try it?" says the blitzed primate.
    "Okay, maybe a little"
    So the lizard clambers onto the branch and the two pals go to work on the joint. After a while the lizard feels thirsty and tells the monkey that he's going for a drink. He jumps off the branch and lands with a *plop* in the water.
    He's gone a a few minutes when the monkey hears a sloshing sound underneath the branch. He looks down and sees a crocodile emerging onto the shore.
    He blinks, rubs his eyes and then shouts:
    "Holy fuck lizard, how much did you drink?"
  2. HaHa. u just make that up?
  3. THis was posted like last week.
  4. Naw, got it on an e-mail forward years ago, lost it and just wrote this as best I could from memory.

    I didn't see it, as I said above I got it as a mail years ago. I'm gonna look for the other one now and see how close I got it.
  5. I checked, it was posted in '05 and '06. Last week eh?

    Here's the original:
    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"
    The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
    The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.
    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
    The Monkey looks down and says "Fuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!.......How much water did you drink?!!"

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