So my cousin who's 16 comes over sometimes for lunch or dinner but when were all just watching tv he gets up and will say, " I need to take a shit or piss". Whatever, but he takes up to 30 minutes and Idk I just notice he does this everytime he's over. Even when were at his house it frequents quite a lot. What in the hell is he doing? I'm not a nosey person but when its my bathroom I don't want people chillin in there goin through my cabinets n shit.
Dude isn't it obvious? He's a fucking masked superhero and like Clark Kent he needs an alibi to fight crime and shit. So he comes to your house sometimes for lunch or dinner and asks to use your bathroom, when in reality he's stopping bank robbers and shit. Get a clue bro. Or he's masturbating all over your nice towels.
1 beating off 2 stealing any painkillers, or probably that dmx cough syrup shit 3 he just takes a long time. i usually take about 15 mins if i have to drop a duece.
Better yet, start a small fire at the bottom of the door and just smoke him out. His reaction is going to be highlarious no matter what he's doing.
why the fuk do you care??? If youre that concerned the hide the shit you're afraid he gets into and you're set.
[quote name='"walterbishop"']Maybe he plays games on his phone when he poops. Or browses the net?[/quote] everytime i poop i instinctively open GC! either on my ipod or phone, depending on if my phones dead
Lol kids spanking the monkey all over your bathroom. next time he asks to go just deny him access, chaos will ensue . but seriously, sounds like he has one of those masturbation problems where you can't stop like in one of the sons of anarchy episodes.