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A little strange

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Aug 29, 2001.

  1. A young journalism student at the University of Tennessee was assigned to write a human interest story. He went into the mountains to do some research. There, he found an old farmer sitting on his porch, introduced himself, and explained his mission.
    The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you really happy?"
    After a moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's daughter, a fine looking gal, got lost. We formed a posse and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."
    "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can't you think of anything else that happened that made you happy?"
    The farmer thought for a minute and smiled, "Yep! One time a neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. Then we all screwed it and took it back home."
    Again, the young man said "I can't print that, either. Let's try another approach. Has anything ever happened around here that made you really sad?"
    The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed, and after a few seconds he looked up timidly at the young man and said, "This one time, I got lost..."
     
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  2. Dude, I am like fifteen minutes from UT in the damn mountains.


    Sounds like a story I read once when I was sitting on my porch watching my neighbors form a posse to find that damn sheep!
     
  3. As it turns out, my neighbor's daughter was screwing that sheep.
     

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